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Mon 4 Sep, 2006 07:22 pm
Has anyone seen Slappy around lately? No? There's a reason. He's dead --killed by the barb of a stingray.
Slappy was on vacation in Australia, snorkeling in shallow waters, when he happened to see the crocodile hunter swimming over the top of a stingray.
Slappy moved in and started grinding against the crocodile hunter's backside, quite sure no one would notice such nefarious activities in deep water, when the stingray below shot a barb through not only the crocodile hunter's heart, but Slappy's as well.
Everyone on the scene raced toward the crocodile hunter while Slappy's body slowly sunk toward the ocean's floor.
Slappy's body settled and created a small swirl of sand and a couple of colorful fish, alarmed by the movement, scurried away.
Back at the surface dozens of people attended to Mister Irwin, but down below our beloved Slappy nestled into his final resting place with nary a hint of recognition.
I'm going to have a moment of silence.....
At least he went out doing something that he loved.
Let us all, all the A2Kers, take a moment to hold hands and whisper a soft prayer in remembrance of our friend Slappy.
I am going to miss that son of a bitch.
Is that a tear I see in your eye, Gus?
Since I'm fairly new here I feel badly that I didn't get to know him better. Could everyone just take a moment to say one thing that best describes him...In his memory??
That's three capybaras, gus!
:wink:
That's not true! Slappy got whacked by Flipper, fainted and fell head
over into the pool of Sea World.
Kicky, I'm not sure why, but I am really taking this hard. I never met Slappy. Oh, sure, we had exchanged words on this site, but... we never hugged.
WE NEVER HUGGED!!!
That is why I am so shook up. Opportunities lost.
I think I loved Slappy. I think I would have had a homosexual experience for that man.
But now.... the chance is gone. His pathetic carcass is settled into the Australian sand.
And my boner shall go to waste.
Damn! I wanted to drill that bastard.
And this is the last thing Slappy saw - as he lay there contorting on the floor of the alien seas, the lethal stingray's baby came to peer at him in wonderment at what weird, twisted creature his daddy had brought down..
But at least we can take comfort in the certainty that the baby fish's irresistable pink underside meant that Slappy's mind was on sex until the very last breath..
nimh, damn, man, you can not be that quick!
nimh wrote:And this is the last thing Slappy saw - as he lay there contorting on the floor of the alien seas, the lethal stingray's baby came to peer at him in wonderment at what weird, twisted creature his daddy had brought down..
That is so fitting and just plain RIGHT, somehow.
I agree, dlowan. nimh is the master of images.
Oh shut up.
I have Slappy tied up in my closet and I am keeping him as my "sex slave".
<yawn>
He gave me 10,000 to keep him for a month. All I have to do is spank him once in a while. Easy money.
Plus, you know, I love Slappy and would do anything for him. I want him to be happy. He is wicked cool.
And I'm hoping maybe he'll lead me to The Ese.
Boomer, it's nice to hear that Slappy is a happy chappy. No-one deserves to be a happy chappy more than Slappy.
For a minute or so, I had a slight suspicion that Gus was making all this up.
Quote:I have Slappy tied up in my closet and I am keeping him as my "sex slave".
Who am I sleeping with then?
I thought it was slappy...
That's why I didn't bother having a wash...
Bugger!
Hope it's not spendy!
Heard my first Steve Irwin joke last night... that was what? 10 hours?
x
according to this picture, he DOES have a twin..
I swam up to the croc hunter, "HEY NOW! We've got a fiesty one here. I'm gonna go ahead there and plant my thumb up his ass! AW! He's squirmin around! We got a live one! I'm gonna put my penis...D'OH!"
Wha?
you tried to hump the wrong end, and THATS what happened to the poor bloke?
you ass
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