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Where will you hide?

 
 
Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:26 am
Bush says if we leave Iraq the terrorists will follow us here. I've been searching for a good hiding place.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:28 am
I've found a good spot in the elm tree behind my house.
Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:36 am
Are we hiding from Bush or the terrorists? That distinction might help me decide.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:38 am
Is there a difference?
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:40 am
Yes. If I have to hide from Bush I can probably just tell him to close his eyes and he will think i have disappeared. The terrorists are much smarter.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:43 am
Ok, the terrorists then. Why don't you join me in this tree, Green Witch.

I have some sandwiches.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:49 am
Are those sandwiches you got from Stray Cat's thread? There are some good one's on there.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:50 am
i selected "Under your desk with your hands over your head".

although if it makes it any easier, i can just hide under my own desk,
and use my own hands and head...
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:51 am
Hi Region, Me and Gus are going to have a terrorist picnic - would you like to join us?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:54 am
ok, i'll bring the pepper spray and doritos...
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 07:12 am
If I'm invited, I'll bring the beer...
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JPB
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 07:14 am
Why isn't 'in the tall grass by the split rail fence' one of the options? I could hide in the grass and hang out with the frogs.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 07:17 am
Francis wrote:
If I'm invited, I'll bring the beer...


Everyone's invited, except Bush and the terrorists, of course.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 07:41 am
hiding wont do any good if they use necs.

What will you do in case of fallout?


































Reinsert and shorten stroke.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 09:34 am
Ill just wrap myself in bacon and hide in plain site on the picnic table....
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 09:39 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Ill just wrap myself in bacon and hide in plain site on the picnic table....


Youl get covered in little black terrorist ants and they'll chew your scrote to pieces. Then you'll be sorry
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 10:03 am
I have a Bin Laden with goodies, are Brits allowed in this hiding place?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 12:52 pm
I'll avoid the terrorists' wrath by disguising myself as freedom. Bush has said, over and over, that terrorists "hate freedom," and "can't stand freedom." So, whatever freedom actually is, it must affect terrorists like kryptonite does Superman. Yeah, so I'll dress up like freedom--I'm guessing some kind of flesh colored bodysuit with a strap-on dildo around my waist--and just mind my own business.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 01:17 pm
Stick one of those Freedom Maxi Pads on your forehead too.... then you'll be looking good AND avoiding the terrorists....
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 01:25 pm
You're all cowards!!! I will stand on the mountain top and face the music....
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