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Fri 1 Sep, 2006 06:26 am
Bush says if we leave Iraq the terrorists will follow us here. I've been searching for a good hiding place.
I've found a good spot in the elm tree behind my house.
Are we hiding from Bush or the terrorists? That distinction might help me decide.
Yes. If I have to hide from Bush I can probably just tell him to close his eyes and he will think i have disappeared. The terrorists are much smarter.
Ok, the terrorists then. Why don't you join me in this tree, Green Witch.
I have some sandwiches.
Are those sandwiches you got from Stray Cat's thread? There are some good one's on there.
i selected "Under your desk with your hands over your head".
although if it makes it any easier, i can just hide under my own desk,
and use my own hands and head...
Hi Region, Me and Gus are going to have a terrorist picnic - would you like to join us?
ok, i'll bring the pepper spray and doritos...
If I'm invited, I'll bring the beer...
Why isn't 'in the tall grass by the split rail fence' one of the options? I could hide in the grass and hang out with the frogs.
Francis wrote:If I'm invited, I'll bring the beer...
Everyone's invited, except Bush and the terrorists, of course.
hiding wont do any good if they use necs.
What will you do in case of fallout?
Reinsert and shorten stroke.
Ill just wrap myself in bacon and hide in plain site on the picnic table....
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:Ill just wrap myself in bacon and hide in plain site on the picnic table....
Youl get covered in little black terrorist ants and they'll chew your scrote to pieces. Then you'll be sorry
I have a Bin Laden with goodies, are Brits allowed in this hiding place?
I'll avoid the terrorists' wrath by disguising myself as freedom. Bush has said, over and over, that terrorists "hate freedom," and "can't stand freedom." So, whatever freedom actually is, it must affect terrorists like kryptonite does Superman. Yeah, so I'll dress up like freedom--I'm guessing some kind of flesh colored bodysuit with a strap-on dildo around my waist--and just mind my own business.
Stick one of those Freedom Maxi Pads on your forehead too.... then you'll be looking good AND avoiding the terrorists....
You're all cowards!!! I will stand on the mountain top and face the music....
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