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Fri 25 Aug, 2006 02:02 pm
After a brief and blessed pause, the Hitler threads are proliferating once again. The Hitler obsession is tedious, and usually involves no end of bullshit cobbled together for the occasion. It's best to ignore them. But they have bugging me, and i could not figure out why--until i stumbled on this while searching online to refute a specious allegation by a notorious member:
Possum R. Fartbubble, May, 1921
Hitler is alive and well, 117 years old, and posting at A2K ! ! !
It's only temporary. His ride is refueling at Area 51.
So, do you suppose his youthful carriage results from having spent the last 61 years lounging in the Bermuda triangle?
Tell me when he's crossed the Atlantic and I'll go and have a recce in the Sopwith.
I'll shoot the bugger down if I see him.
A direct descendant of Thomas Sopwith, let no one doubt that Lordofthewildblueyonder means business . . .
LE taking his "Camel" for a spin . . .
You won't encounter me in this state many times, but nevertheless, it has arrived. I'm well and truly at a loss for words... Please, give me a couple of days to try and find something coherent to state.
So... you're outing The Great and Illustrious Fartbubble?
That's Mein Fuhrer to you, peasant . . .
I don't think he is a Fuhrer any more.
So are we giving him a cake?
That would cause quite a furore, wouldn't it?
Spring time for Hitler
And Germany ! ! !
Winter for Poland and France . . .
Don't be dumb
Be a Schmarty
Come and join the Nazi Party ! ! !
When der Führer says:
We is de Master race,
We Heil ?- , Heil ?-,
Right in the Führer's face
Not to love the Führer
Is a great disgrace,
So we Heil ?- , Heil ?-,
Right in the Führer's face.
When Herr Goebbels says
We own the world and space,
We Heil ?- , Heil ?-,
Right in Herr Goebbels' face
When Herr Göring says
They'll never bomb this place,
We Heil ?- , Heil ?-,
Right in Herr Göring's face.
Are we not the supermen,
Aryan-pure supermen.
Ja we is der supermen,
Superduper supermen.
Ist es not ze land so gut,
Would you leave it if you could?
Ja ist not the land is good,
We would leave it if we could.
We bring the world new order,
Heil Hitler's world new order.
Everyone of foreign race,
Will love the Führer's face,
When we bring to the world dis-order.
When der Führer says:
We is de Master race,
We Heil ?- , Heil ?-,
Right in the Führer's face
Not to love the Führer
Is a great disgrace
So we Heil ?- , Heil ?-,
Right in the Führer's face.
Hitler he had one brass ball
Goering he had two but they were small
Himmler had something similar
and Gobels had no balls at all
Stumble It!
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