Reply
Fri 25 Aug, 2006 12:38 pm
A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of
our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all
the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but
please don't eat any of our employees". The cannibals promised they would
not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard
and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all
shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the leader of the
cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!!" the leader continued. "For four weeks
we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you
had to go and eat someone who actually does something."
That reminds me of the two cannibals that ate a clown for dinner. One cannibal asked the other: "Did that taste funny to you?"
My boss sent this to me. He's an engineer, which is pretty good proof that engineers just don't understand jokes.
Ha Ha Ha!
I m an engineer but no manager u see.
Maybe there is some kind of binary effect, then. Vinsan, please don't say you're a social engineer.
i love canables... with sauce
First cannibal: Your wife sure makes a good roast.
Second cannibal: Yeah, I'm really going to miss her.
Cannibal jokes are in bad taste.
Of the ologists in the world, which one is best appreciated by cannibals?
The weatherman. He's the meatier ologist.
i think canable jokes r the best thin since sliced hand
he he he quite funny is that
Did you hear the one about the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods?
Stumble It!
Tweet This
Bookmark on Delicious
Share on Facebook
Share on MySpace