A Bear For Every Babe

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One thing Ive noticed is that soooo many women have so many problems finding that perfect man. Squinney and I have talked it over and she has unselfishly agreed to cloning me, raising a lot of me, and sending all these me's into the world so that all women can be as happy as she is and has been.

An undertaking of this sort is not cheap however, and so we are, today starting the "A Bear For Every Babe" foundation in order to unselfishly fund this project.

Please pm me with your credit card information or information on where to send cash donations (the preferred method) and take the first step in putting women all over the globe on the road to true happiness, fullfillment and satisfaction.

Thank you.

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JMHO but I would either change my signature or delete that post. hmmmmmm...
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Re: A Bear For Every Babe
Y'know, you almost had me going there. Until I got to THIS part...

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...raising a lot of me...

Not even Squinney would volunteer for that!

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I thought bears didn't like babes.

I mean, there's never any babes in the parade.

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Anyone else read the subject heading and think it said "A beer for every babe?" Cuz, like, I'm all in favor of that.

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Two questions.....

Do you take Discover and is there a money back guarentee??? Laughing

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joefromchicago wrote:

Anyone else read the subject heading and think it said "A beer for every babe?" Cuz, like, I'm all in favor of that.

Yeah

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yeeeeup

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I sent my money, would like a bear in the next week or so(for my wife, make him 20 yrs old) and a 25 yr old bear in about 18 yrs for my daughter.

If you said "beer", then I'm drinking my wife's right now 'cause she doesn't like beer.

I really do appreciate it, that is what America is all about. Looking out for each other. Laughing

If I told my wife I should be cloned, she would die of laughter. Although I think I am perfect, she tends to have a different opinion. As they say "an opinion is like an asshole, everybody has one and everyone elses stinks". :wink: Laughing

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Who's got my beer?

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Bears wouldn't be a very good match for women as bears are gay men. (large men usually with facial and/or lot of body hair, ugh!)

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patiodog wrote:

I thought bears didn't like babes.

I mean, there's never any babes in the parade.

was i too subtle?

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(running and hiding before BPB reads this!)

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Roxxxanne wrote:

Bears wouldn't be a very good match for women as bears are gay men. (large men usually with facial and/or lot of body hair, ugh!)

although bears is a term given to hairy gay men, that is not it's only definition. for instance it can apply to one of the most vicious killers on the planet when riled.

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Bear
Hey Bear, does your offer come with a 30-day return policy in case I'm not satisfied?

BBB

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BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:

Hey Bear, does your offer come with a 30-day return policy in case I'm not satisfied?

BBB

absolutely... AND a 50% off coupon on your next clone as well.

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

Roxxxanne wrote:
Bears wouldn't be a very good match for women as bears are gay men. (large men usually with facial and/or lot of body hair, ugh!)

although bears is a term given to hairy gay men, that is not it's only definition. for instance it can apply to one of the most vicious killers on the planet when riled.

Paul Reubens?

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