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Wed 23 Aug, 2006 06:19 pm
> The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is
one pretty sharp boss!)
>
> When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of
having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have
a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
>
> The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally
written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
variations were acceptable.
>
> About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and
created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
the week went very well for everyone.
>
> The top ten were:
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> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
>
> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
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> 8. Viagra, Like a rock!
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> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
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> 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
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> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
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> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
>
> 3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
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> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
>
> And the unanimous number one slogan:
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> 1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs
Ooooooooh....(all together now!)
I'd love to be an Oscar Meyer weiner
That is what I'd truly like to be-e-e
'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me.
Viagra: It takes the worry out of being close!
No viagra?
Wheres the beef?
The old Lucky Strike slogan:
"So round, so firm, so fully packed"
I can't see the difference
Can you see the difference?
(Tide)
My bottle beats your box.
(forgot the product)
(sound of tom-toms)
"Give me Big Hunk. Give me Big Hunk . . ."
Viagra: We bring good things to life!
But some just don't work--
Viagra: Can you hear me now?
Viagra: Where the rubber meets the road.
Viagra: Think small.
Oh what a feeling ........Viagra!
A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach,
Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed
his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
"Hello, sir, how are you?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and
again
turned back to his book.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like
pussycats?"
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers,
tore off both their
swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How
did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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