Neverending Rap Battle III

welcome the best
iight JHINE i was actually lookin for a legit challenge. but lets do it.

ayo J HINE
who you think you are steppin to me?
i cant take you seriously with that sad profile picture
thats someone you want to be
im spittin this while im takin a pee
lets do it Jhine...
your momma looks nothing less than extremely BOVINE
cmon kid cant you read the sign?
all the black boys to the back of the line.
for you, ill try and lower my level of grammar
before this is done ill put shame to mc hammer-
you cant touch this. son
because everyone knows TC is #1
you step to me and you already know your done
but now its too late to run
ill try and let you down easy
unlike your sister whos madd sleazy
this neverending battlee isnt at my level fo sheezy
ill give it to you, your wife has a legit rack
but that doesnt change how your lame in the sack
all your rhymes are wannabe black and madd wwackk
no point in you even spittin back
yea you think your fly when you end your raps with "its over" or "im out"
well now thats true. its over. no doubtt.

J hinie diss
These Kids trying to Diss J hine, Can suck on the blue vain (penis)
After These bitches get murdered, You can start again with a new-name

He Never claimed to be the best,You claimed to be the greatest, He claimed to be dope
Use don't even emcee, you make whack jokes.after you take tokes
From the crack smoke.
Sounds like you kids never went to school
Starting a new name every week, Thinking your both cool
Step up an challenge me, where you'll both get schooled

Talking about dicks and playing with boys meat was nothing
If i didn't know any better you were tryna tell us something
Fagget you probly wanna blow us all
We ain't at your level cause your below-us-all!
While im on the subject, you cant FLOW-AT-ALL
You wasn't talkin to me bitch, But i still flipped the script
so Go re-register whore, you just got f*cken ripped

tyson an j hinie here we go

you guys on the forum to get 'hit on'/
these bitches sound like 'two twin that get pissed on'/
i bet ya both act the same when it come to 'my bullet spray'/
be funny when a watch ya both try to 'run away'/

TC you aint **** son, ill have ya screamin like a 'lesbian getin lick fun'/
so who ya fink ya be, who ya think i am/
i come to ya arms open cuz i carnt tell if ya a 'women or a man'/
wooo but now i see ya racist, so watch me when a 'pace this'/
lets go black boy to the back of the line, why you rite that/
so dick i come straight to ya/
popin ya vein showin ya white an black got the same colour 'blood when it spill yeah'/
yo boy we equal by race, but not ability is 'clear to see i above you on the level'/
the rictor scale show i rockin a 9 which lead to 'mass destruction'/
so dangerous ya carnt block or miss this 'i make ya malfunction'/
ill leave ya with a sign sayin 'ill suck cock for cash'/
or i could just shank ya in the neck an watch ya 'blood spray'/
watch you chock an pass out never to wake another day/
now it over glory riped ya up like ya paper mashay/
so i take ya away, RIP TC, ya presence is no long a issue on this forum/

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tyson an j hinie here we go

you guys on the forum to get 'hit on'/
these bitches sound like 'two twin that get pissed on'/
i bet ya both act the same when it come to 'my bullet spray'/
be funny when a watch ya both try to 'run away'/

TC you aint **** son, ill have ya screamin like a 'lesbian getin lick fun'/
so who ya fink ya be, who ya think i am/
i come to ya arms open cuz i carnt tell if ya a 'women or a man'/
wooo but now i see ya racist, so watch me when a 'pace this'/
lets go black boy to the back of the line, why you rite that/
so dick i come straight to ya/
popin ya vein showin ya white an black got the same colour 'blood when it spill yeah'/
yo boy we equal by race, but not ability is 'clear to see i above you on the level'/
the rictor scale show i rockin a 9 which lead to 'mass destruction'/
so dangerous ya carnt block or miss this 'i make ya malfunction'/
ill leave ya with a sign sayin 'ill suck cock for cash'/
or i could just shank ya in the neck an watch ya 'blood spray'/
watch you chock an pass out never to wake another day/
now it over glory riped ya up like ya paper mashay/
so i take ya away, RIP TC, ya presence is no long a issue on this forum/

-1-

aight Hinie.. i'ma make this one short and sweet.. you bitch!

I don't claim to be tha best but i'm better than you
how can I take you serious with that whack debut?
with tha 3rd grade lines, spittin about my momma & poo-poo
that shits tired son, i've heard better rhymes on Blue's Clues
talkin bout you won't hurt me but you'll just take some photo's
like i'm really gonna be f*ckin scared of some peepin tom homo?
outside my wind-ow, with his hands in his pants grinnin
give it up you fag, ain't chance in hell your winnin
cuz i'll leave your head spinnin like a washer full of linen
i'm knockin it out tha park cuz it's tha bottom of tha 9th innin
face it, in this battle your gettin crushed like 2 ton boulder
it's okay to cry bitch, just go lean on Tyson's shoulder
and scootch in a lil closer if you start to get colder
he might decided to open your ass cheeks like a folder
..thinkin that your cool cuz you ripped off my name
you couldn't be original, that's goddamn shame
your tryna shine in tha light but i'm blowin out tha flame
cuz your rhymes don't mean **** like an exhibition game.. faggot!

jhine glory....and blazer?!??!??

haha ok lets do it.

I go to a private school, so get yo facts straight b4 you wrongly assume, slob
because in a couple of years youll be on your knees beggin me for a job
ill admit it, j hine nd glory knows how its done
but blazer???? cmon your just embarrassin yourself sonn
when it comes down to your raps, it just aint any funn
being that bad its gotta be hard to sleep
and stop with the gay jokes, we all know you take it deep
we are the best, we lookin for glory and jhine to challenge us
not a scrub like blazer, kidd its time to look up the schedule for the next bus
JHINE thinks his rhymes were maddd slick
but they were just as gay as his f*ckin pic
so blazer get off your knees and stop suckin their dick....
you blowww, im done with this prickk
its time for the big boys to battle, amateurs can go find a cock to lickk
Jhine and glory's regime is as old as redrover
its time for jhinie and tyson to take over
yeahh..jhine and glory get out your paper and penn
its time to take notes on the best theres ever been.


~T1C~

ayo, this one goes out to that faggot named Chandler
tha hip hop wannabe and professional dick handler
had to turn gay cuz his chick.. he couldn't handle her
his **** makes me laugh more than a flick by Adam Sandler
thinkin he's dope cuz he can quote some MC Hammer
this ain't tha 90's nigga, time to upgrade ya grammar
..cuz your too legit too quit when your packin that ****
slap on your KY bitch so you can get a perfect fit
while we're on tha subject, you might as well admit it
that you and Hinie are commited and both sexually transmitted
that's why you didn't think twice before you tried to hit it
cuz you knew positively he'd let you be permitted
like I need to take notes from a prep school flunkie
who in ten years will prolly be a strung out junkie
gettin his liqour money by suckin on chunkies
layin in his own piss, smell real funky
but I gotta admit dude, you really are tha best
..at whitenin teeth like crest with tha smell of cock upon ya breath
I seriously don't even know why i'm respondin to you son
cuz this battle was f*ckin over before it even begun
just call me DMC cuz I got you on tha run
out of battle rappin so just face it.. your done
and so is your lil boyfriend, the copycat bandit
I know you can't stand it, my rhymes are outlandish
i'll cut you down no matter what weapon you brandish
cuz i'm tha Arnold of this **** so just called me tha Eraser
you ain't ain't real rap artist, your more like a traser
pussy ass nigga, you prolly drink liquor with a chaser
if you really want beef, eat a pork chop.. it's safer!

yea jhine you must have it realll hard out in virginia...
this punk ass nigga couldnt stop me if it saved his life
and after hes dead im gonna f*ck his wife
dont worry it wont be the first time
especially since she only costs a dime
she was muhc betta back in her prime.
its noting special, ive had more fun f*ckin a mime
you say you wont be askin me for a job no matta when
its ok well keep in touch, ill send you a letter from yale every now nd then
and youll thank me
while sittin in your cell at the state penitentiary
getting slammed in the ass by your future husband to be
thinkin...damn i could be down on one knee
askin that ill rapper for a job, nd instead of a HE it coulda been a SHE
ha this dumb **** comparin himself to DMC
you scum probably failed the driver test at the DMV
now you cant get from point A to point B
you must be disturbed... to log on here and challenge me.
your testicles havent even dropped yet kid, they will, just let em be
and once the hair makes its appearance. you can come see me.

~T1C~

ight dis one goes out to all yall hatazzz

so j hine while u always talking bout how i stole your name
maybe u should talk to your motha cuz shes the one to blame
hell i didnt steal anything from anyone
u must be trippin cuz i railed yo mom and u my son
so dont be sayin i steal yo ****
cuz in dis room im the only one whos legit
u fake as all hell with your bitch ass lines
sounds like your last name could be goldstein
u got nothin...no flow at all
so i guess u could call this your downfall
ill lay off the gay joks cuz theyre old as hell
if u got a deep dark secret please do tell
nvm the only thing deep is the cock in your throat
and that explains why youre covered in white like a fckin goat
so like i said ill lay off u and your boyfriend ted
and let your mom do all the talking tonight in bed
i wish u made this a challenge cuz im getting bored
think ill go to the corner and look for that whore
**** thats your girl friend sorry i said that
but i gotta admit she has the reactions like a cat
sorry bro didnt mean to be so mean
its just that my rapping intuition is so keen
(in·tu·i·tion-noun- having quick insight.)
that wasnt part of the rap u big dumb bitch
just thought id fill u in while u suckin that dick
i could continue foreva but i have a lady to plow
actually its just your girlfriend whos a fckin cow
dont botha spittin bac cuz yo **** is wack
its talent and skill u lack cuz u wish u was black

But seriously guys, Tyson and J hinie, Use really do suck haha
Like.. seriously
Coming on here dissing not knowing whats the out-come
Use couldn't sell a record if you pressed a double album
You go to a private school, where you listen to preachers
Wait!, ain't them the schools with the paedophile teachers
Cause I'm Trying to Teach-ya's, working in 2's trying to team-us everybody hates you, even jesus thats why god gave you facial features like unspotted sea creatures..
You didn't pay attention in english class, To busy perving on your Male teachers ass..

Take notes? on you I cant believe you said that
Taking notes on you would leave me being whack
Sayin you got a bitch to plow..Maybe you do crook
So if hes the bitch, That leaves you being the butch

Who's ted?

So you admitted to f*cking animals Is what i really didn't expect
Go look for that whore, only way you gettin pussy is payin for sex

Hey dumbshit Goats come in white n black
I dont wish i was you, Why would i wanna wish to be WHACK?

Obviously J hinie and Tyson are the same person
Which is sad as ****, No life bitch, I just opened the curtain
Im way to sick for your style, cause im ill like a crack-heads smile

Ayo listen up

Aight lookin at J Hine COuld Make a hit Wit Tha Bat of Mike Schmidt Fam
he Mad At Me Kuzz im Striat ill on tha Mic n He Whack Juss Like a Mafia Hit Man

Hine My Son you Assed Out Ma Nigguh im Betta Then Ten Of You
Fuckin Homo COuldnt Get a Blow Job Wit an application n interView

Yea glory Rap Hot But Kompared too me His Ass Stil And When i Blast Till
Imma Leave j hine Dead Ryte in Tha Middle Of Machanics ville

Keep Talkin And Imma Smack hiz Jaw only Time he Shoot Or pass Rock's in a Game of Basket Ball
Diss Me n Thatll Be Ya Casket Dawg Kuzz Compared To Me You Medium Rare Chea Half as Raw

Put 3 in ya Face if you speak Bullets Replacin ya Teath Now Watch hine as he Faces De Feat
You Got Skill hine But Every one Of Ya Threads Get Slept on like Pillow Cases Adn Sheats

So stop tryin ta spit wit da best u lil bitc*
I murda niggas everyday thats wut i call rent

lol not bad Hybrid

That was a very nice line, Hybrid.

Might I use that as my sig?

Heavens-Sake, I'll open Heavens-Gate And Demonstrate Their is a god But in a Spiritual-Place, Influential and political, Some Emcee's is pitiful..One thing lacking is skill, and thats critical.. Using subliminal obsolete criminals to Hijack and ridicule, Your rap, cause im invincible
Another mc who thinks their the best, How predictable, I'll use biblical Meaning to annihilate you in a irate state with my defence being armoured-plates that dictate and manipulate then lower the crime-rate
Using this to demodulate whats in your brainwaves, and Make your physiological state over heat n bubble, see my style is immaculate with disses so accurate and lyrics so fly, They'll make your nipples lactate,

here ya go hybrid.. just a lil somethin.. i got some **** to do so i'll hit up a better one later.. peace!

Yeah..you's ill on tha mic cuz your rappin with AIDS
nigga your style is played out like some high top fades
in this lyrical warfare.. i'm throwin grenades
I can guess your next move like a game of cherades
thinkin your goin put me in my place with 3 to tha face?
bitch i'll have you missin like a kid on without a trace
f*ckin retarded ass nigga, your truely are a disgrace
with them whack ass lyrics that make you sound like Mase
..you should grow some balls and come smack me in tha jaw
guarantee you spend your days in tha cemetary dawg
..have you family shocked, cryin and starin in awe
once they see your brain fragments splatted on tha wall
I thought I told you once son, I ain't no joke
but you keep gettin all up in my face like smoke
i'm tha sleepin giant that shouldn't have woke
cuz now I won't stop til you embarrassed and broke

it manoozy


Certainly thats a must~cane in hand
Shoes matchin' with the Alligator touch
Now they "catchin' feelings"~FBI on the lookout
For the "finger-prints", but no luck
Check the ceilin'
There you might unravel~where the master
Plastered over the wall
Properly kept safe~need the digits
Hard to crack the digit-al display
Risidual-type pay, even when working minimal
But daily affairs in the work space
Seems so seperated and political
Rebel with no cause~settin' sects with certain individuals

Hope this message doesn't miss GOD
Prayer session suddenly ends~touchin all 4 ends of the cross
Excess breaths get taken in~like oxygen in the osa-pha-gus
No need botherin' Moms and them~Cuz them stories are true
Their boi Manoozy~is cooly reppin' it full
Too many odds against him~like 2nd grade freshman
Yet he does a Lebron dive into the pool
Flash back memories of school house sessions
Homies holdin' down NEPA-less evenings
Proceedings in harmonious one liners
Like, "Nigga you finish my breathing!"
Freein' from depths of mental captivity
Lyrically derived imagery
From the top of the dome
Call that Awoof-wizardry on~microphones
Nigga-hop~skip~step into the zone
There's no such thing as a righteous clone
But the ones I mix amongst with are all
The chosen sons...~with the crown and cloak
Richness in rhyme~strivin' to garnish the realness
Replenishin' the Illest state of mind
Each time on the "deposit"~I'm thinkin' we sell now
The stock option I'm talkin' is "pure profit"


RATE IT FOR ME PEOPLE

5 fights~5 guys with no eye site. I'm so Bright that I out-shine the sun-light. Im the infamous~ and meticulous Leaving imprints, in your infants people be Dependent on my Lyrics, Like living organisms are to Photosynthesis

I got Metaphors catapulting like cannon-balls
Piercing through skin, like wolverines Claws
Upturning hills like techtonic plate faults
Making you **** your self, like Epsine salts
Unexpectedly disabling you, like engine stalls
Makin you scrounge for pre-writtens, like raiding the penny-draw
Basic metaphors, believe i got plenty more
I'm Bouncing heads off the ashfault, like their tennis-balls

Hehe..bit cocky just practicing and bored

ayo listen up J-hine u bitch ass punk
ima beat cha ass leave ya body real lumped

i hope you dont think u can punk me
ur tired ass ryhmes are so nursery

i knock a ****** out, i dont wrestle punks
leave knots on ya face, the **** look like a nestle crunch

im a lunatic, you dont wanna play wit me cuz
i stay droppin hot **** like a waiter wit nubs

u should be afraid dog cuz its a scary world
all ya rhymes played the **** out like a gerry curl

talk down boy, i gotta a pump firm in hand
that'll put shells on ya back like a hermit man

Hybrid, nigga i was born wit the total package
i should give u a script, cuz yous a mutha fuckin actor

u aint real, mutha fucka u fake
when i roll to yo block u prolly stutter and shake

i'm so evil when i spit it i get lifted
when it comes to beef even ya kids can get it

we'll see if u got love for them
when i catch em on the playground, duct tape em to the jungle gym

i did my job, i aint go stay wit em
i saw a priest walk by, i'll let him have his way wit em

glory is retarded
people be Dependent on my Lyrics, Like living organisms are to Photosynthesis


dude not all living organisms are dependent on photosynthesis..just plants..
what are you talking about?

ANY! WANNA BATTLE CALL ME UP YEAH peace out -1-