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I'm turning over a new leaf!

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smorgs
 
Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 02:41 pm
I, smorgs, do hereby swear to recind my smutty ways and never post like a wanton, licentious strumpet again!

Signed

smorgs
x <--- that's me sig!

Well I'll try my best anyway (promise)
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 02:45 pm
Strumpets are good, I like mine with orange marmalade and a cup of Assam Superb.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 02:52 pm
I've grown accustomed to you as a wanton, licentious strumpet. Please don't go changing!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 03:11 pm
I'm sensing cyber frown...

Trouble is I don't know when to stop - I'm a naturally smutty woman.

Give me an inch...

Plase don't egg me on (serious)
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 03:22 pm
Unfortunately, the world needs more licentious wanton strumpets, so you've been involuntarily recalled back to service.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 03:43 pm
That's what Adam said: "I'm turning over a new (maple) leaf". Where did it get him?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 03:46 pm
Bless you for your kind comments...


( this is really hard - not hard as in anything smutty - should have said - difficult)
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 03:57 pm
They have moved me to humour - along with my porn link!

This is serious... I AM TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF!

This is a serious thread for serious people - like me!

Okay, all of you say something serious!

I'll start:

I heard today that the things that make natural things light up, that are in naturey type places is called 'BIOLUMINESCENCE'

(smorgs adopts a typical non-smutty, clever-dicky smug look about her, like a proper A2K'er should)
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 04:45 pm
Fireflys are a classic example of BIOLUMINESCENCE. They also have unusual mating practices such as devouring their spouses.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 04:53 pm
Re: I'm turning over a new leaf!
smorgs wrote:
I, smorgs, do hereby swear to recind my smutty ways and never post like a wanton, licentious strumpet again!

Signed

smorgs
x <--- that's me sig!



well


well then, im not going to read YOUR posts anymore with THAT mindset.

sheeeesh

*********ing *********ing ****!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 04:58 pm
Don't read 'em then shewolf, you big lesbian ******* **** that you ******* are! So stick your replies up you ******* arse!

Now lokk what you made me do...ya mangey ******* **** **** **** **** with knobs on!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 04:59 pm
OH YEAH??!!!


well

******************************************** , *****, ****!!!!



>humph



Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 05:00 pm
Jello, anyone?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 05:02 pm
smorgs wrote:

Give me an inch...




you must be every mans favorite if thats all you need..
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 05:02 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Jello, anyone?

only with fresh-raw pineapple inet.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 05:15 pm
Now...

Where was I?

Oh, yes, nickfun...

(smorgs adopts learned, non-smutty, proper know it all, A2K tone)

I believe (from the telly) that it is most common for some mates to eat each other. The monkeys do it regularly, and then they procr, prokwi, shag on a regular basis... erm, in forests (and ****)

Zooalogical profession people say that monkeys are very cheeky.

They also say that wolves are not so good at shagging and spend most of the winter licking their arses, that's why they howl...itchey arses...

For real Shocked
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 05:19 pm
Quote:
you must be every mans favorite if thats all you need..


Yes?

Give me an inch?

I was referring to what was lodged in my throat, phoenix!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 05:29 pm
Now I'm going to have turn over another new leaf!

Thanks shewolf!

I was going alright for three whole post - then you had to come on with your runny nose and anal glands...

Soon I'll have enough turned over leaves for my own ******* Baobab tree!


Night x
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 05:57 pm
Smorg's, an inch? WIDE?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2006 06:05 pm
smorgs wrote:

I was going alright for three whole post - then you had to come on with your runny nose and anal glands...



> drags butt on ground

http://static.flickr.com/46/117469643_1ef5577b7e_m.jpg



there...


ALLL over your thread.
Cool
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