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Site That Tells Funny Fortunes

 
 
Jonsey
 
Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 06:56 pm
So the site kind of reminds me of that talking genie thing in the movie Big with Tom Hanks...it's called the Tales of Zoltar and you can get fortunes about your friends or yourself by typing a name in. I got one about becoming a plumber!
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 09:45 am
Brill. I'm gonna be a supermodel - Knew it!!!
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 03:36 pm
Oh yeah? Well, I have "amazing potential." I am going to be the first doctor to successfully perform a brain transplant. Then I am going to buy all my old friends expensive gifts.

>looking around<

So, who around here needs a brain transplant? I better start practicing.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 03:58 pm
This thing sucks. It tells me I am going to be wealthy beyond my widest dreams. I ALREADY knew that.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 04:00 pm
I put my wife's name in, it said she was going to find $250,000 and go on a shopping spree.

That was last week.

What about next week?

Joe(and she still hasn't found the money)Nation
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 8 Sep, 2006 04:01 pm
I know of some who could use a lobotomy, Eva? Wink

Hey, I'll become chief justice of the supreme court http://www.borge.diesal.de/board02/images/smiles/dance00.gif

Wade vs. Roe will stand strong my fellow sisters!
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 12:41 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
I put my wife's name in, it said she was going to find $250,000 and go on a shopping spree.

That was last week.

What about next week?

Joe(and she still hasn't found the money)Nation



I bet she finds the money right after you leave for Isla Mujes, Joe. Laughing
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 12:43 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Hey, I'll become chief justice of the supreme court...
Wade vs. Roe will stand strong my fellow sisters!


HOORAY for CJ!!! ("CJ" stands for Chief Justice too, y'know.)
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