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Sun 13 Aug, 2006 01:02 pm
Not to put morbid thoughts in your head, but do you have any ideas for your epitaph? Currently, here's the one I'm toying with:
"It was me who stole your watch in 6th grade, A.B."
No epitaph for me, but rather a simple request. Bury me face down, barely beneath the surface, and with my ass slightly breaking the surface.
Then, my friends might use me as a bicycle rack or, if so inclined, a handy place for putting an umbrella stand.
Gus - You had to have TOTALLY made up that tag line.
Just for that we will be burying you in the position requested, but on a hill to maximize the use of gravity.
"The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will..."
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Bury me face down, barely beneath the surface, and with my ass slightly breaking the surface.
I have a friend who used to say he wanted to have his penis cremated and have the ashes spread over the Virgin Islands. It comes very close to making sense--just an inch or so from breaking the surface of intelligibility--but I never quite understood it.
Just drank rubbing alcohol-- Am I gonna die!?!?!?!
Heard about a great epitaph the other day:
"I told you I was sick."
Shapeless wrote:Heard about a great epitaph the other day:
"I told you I was sick."
I think Spike Milligan has that on his headstone.
Good bye! and thanks for all the fish...
"So long, it's been good to know you"!
in itty bitty tiny letters across the very bottom so you have to get reallllly close to read it
I can see up your skirt..
@Shapeless,
There are plenty of funny ones in the real world.
http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/quotes/epitaphs.html
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