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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
fealola
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 08:44 pm
mac, it looks like you''ve become my guru,whether you like it or not! Laughing Laughing
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jackie
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 08:55 pm
Smile fealola, Dux

we ALL mess up! (you both really didn't, just viewed differently. Very Happy )

That's part of the fun.

I knew I wasn't alone
When I went to answer the phone.
I heard more than 'rings'
Some clicking and things....
But the door shut, and then they were gone.

They will play with the duck
For them that wont suck-
And the rest can just feed at the trough,
You see there's a limit,
They get only a minute-
Then it's OUTTA here, 'nough is enough!

Permit me to start us anew,
I get more than "my turn" it's true.
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 08:59 pm
Permit me to start us anew,
I get more than "my turn" it's true.
You see, I'm the maven
Of the limerick haven
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mac11
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 09:11 pm
You're doing great! You don't need any help from me. Very Happy


Though we could all do with a review of traditional limerick rhythms, I think.
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 10:00 pm
Permit me to start us anew,
I get more than "my turn" it's true.
You see, I'm the maven
Of the limerick haven
and if you don't like it, then pooh!


I have a student, too amorous
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 11:32 pm
I have a student, too amorous
Who thinks that red lipstick is glamorous
I gave in to the flirt
But the stain on my shirt...
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 01:20 am
I have a student, too amorous
Who thinks that red lipstick is glamorous
I gave in to the flirt
But the stain on my shirt...
caused my girlfriend to be a bit clamourous.

"What's this?" She said, holding my collar
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 07:39 am
"What's this?" She said, holding my collar
I winced as she started to holler



(great limericks here!)
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 07:43 am
"What's this?" She said, holding my collar
I winced as she started to holler
It's just an accident my dear,
That woman came far too near,
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snood
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 08:17 am
"What's this?" She said, holding my collar
I winced as she started to holler
It's just an accident my dear,
That woman came far too near,
"Lewinsky? I did not ball her!"


Cheap jokes, cheap dates, cheap beer...
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sumac
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 11:47 am
Appalachia's heads have gone bald
And frankly I'm rather appalled...
Acid rain doesn't care
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Algis Kemezys
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 11:55 am
limerick= Lime + r + ick
does anyone have a stick
if you do
tie my shoe
and later we can
koocheedooyou!!!
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snood
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 12:22 pm
well, there's a train of thought gone to hell...
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 12:28 pm
Think you can resurrect it, snood?
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snood
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 01:25 pm
Cheap jokes, cheap dates, cheap beer...
Even the talk is cheap here
but my time is expensive
and the BS so extensive
that I'll have to catch you later, dear


My best friend's wife has a habit
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 01:29 pm
My best friend's wife has a habit
Of wrinkling her nose like a rabbit
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 02:02 pm
My best friend's wife has a habit
Of wrinkling her nose like a rabbit
And displaying her tail
Like a ship in full sail

(Gee I'm glad I'm not the one who has to finish this)
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 02:14 pm
My best friend's wife has a habit
Of wrinkling her nose like a rabbit
And displaying her tail
Like a ship in full sail
It's all I can do not to GRAB IT!
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 02:15 pm
It's hard at the end of the day
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sumac
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2003 05:37 pm
It's hard at the end of the day,
To make sense of anything displayed,
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