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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2012 04:30 am
@McTag,

A lady whose pants had no 'lastic
Got dolled up, and looking fantastic
She stepped out the door
And- need I say more?
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2012 02:03 pm
@McTag,

A lady whose pants had no 'lastic
Got dolled up, and looking fantastic
She stepped out the door
And- need I say more?
Her clothes and she proved to be clastic

Wow, I got out of that one okay, a close call. Look it up if you don't believe me; I had to, I confess.

A dictionary's sine qua non
Without one to hand, we'd be gone
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2012 04:17 pm
@McTag,
McTag wrote:


A lady whose pants had no 'lastic
Got dolled up, and looking fantastic
She stepped out the door
And- need I say more?
Her clothes and she proved to be clastic

Wow, I got out of that one okay, a close call. Look it up if you don't believe me; I had to, I confess.


I wish this site had a "bowing down" smiley. That was superb. I'm afraid I didn't realise what I was doing when I penned that first line, but you brought it on home.

A dictionary's sine qua non
Without one to hand, we'd be gone
When we don't know the meaning
Or the spelling we're gleaning
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 02:25 am
@spikepipsqueak,
A dictionary's sine qua non
Without one to hand, we'd be gone
When we don't know the meaning
Or the spelling we're gleaning
Then it's thither and hither and ...
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 03:25 am
@laughoutlood,

A dictionary's sine qua non
Without one to hand, we'd be gone
When we don't know the meaning
Or the spelling we're gleaning
Then it's thither and hither and ...

Blank verse can be a temptation
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 04:11 pm
@McTag,
Blank verse can be a temptation
When casting around for a rhyme
In the hallowed tradition
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2012 04:34 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

Blank verse can be a temptation
When casting around for a rhyme
In the hallowed tradition, the road to perdition
Will come round again one more time
And what's left to say to the nation?
Consider primordial slime.

What a load of old cobblers was that
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 10 Apr, 2012 10:00 pm
@McTag,
What a load of old cobblers was that
I tend to converse through my hat.
But it's just too much fun

McTag
 
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Reply Wed 11 Apr, 2012 01:19 am
@spikepipsqueak,

What a load of old cobblers was that
I tend to converse through my hat.
But it's just too much fun
So, now that I've begun
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 12 Apr, 2012 12:26 am
@McTag,
What a load of old cobblers was that
I tend to converse through my hat.
But it's just too much fun
So, now that I've begun
I'll keep sitting here raving 'n' that.




Closure's the thing I most needed
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 12 Apr, 2012 02:12 am
@spikepipsqueak,

Closure's the thing I most needed
I've walked till my both feet were bleeded
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 12 Apr, 2012 04:39 pm
@McTag,
Closure's the thing I most needed
I've walked till my both feet were bleeded
But now that I'm 'ome,
Sitting here alone,
A good stiff drink is what's needed.

And speaking of that
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 12 Apr, 2012 07:15 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
And speaking of that, here's a brandy
Be careful, 'cos brandy makes randy


McTag
 
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Reply Fri 13 Apr, 2012 12:54 am
@spikepipsqueak,

And speaking of that, here's a brandy
Be careful, 'cos brandy makes randy
A little Courvoisier
Will deal with your muzzy air

spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 13 Apr, 2012 05:59 pm
@McTag,
And speaking of that, here's a brandy
Be careful, 'cos brandy makes randy
A little Courvoisier
Will deal with your muzzy air
But make sure your phone is not handy


A dentist who lives in Peru

McTag
 
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Reply Sat 14 Apr, 2012 02:38 am
@spikepipsqueak,

A dentist who lives in Peru
Was looking for something to do
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 15 Apr, 2012 10:33 pm
@McTag,
A dentist who lives in Peru
Was looking for something to do
Relief maps of the Andes
Made work for his handies

McTag
 
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Reply Sun 15 Apr, 2012 11:49 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

A dentist who lives in Peru
Was looking for something to do
Relief maps of the Andes
Made work for his handies
Using cartloads of paper and glue

The coastline of Chile was tricky
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2012 02:08 pm
@McTag,
The coastline of Chile was tricky,
Said my good friend Cap'n Mickey.
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 1 May, 2012 02:53 pm
@Lustig Andrei,

The coastline of Chile was tricky,
Said my good friend Cap'n Mickey
"That papier mache
Just looks awful trashy
And the paint is still smudgy and sticky"

 

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