The fat man in red will be here (quite soon)
Because this is the right time of year (boom boom)
Or so they say
In the shops every day...
I'll give you a quite unique beer (mushroom)
She just had the one (wooden) leg
But that didn't mean she couldn't beg
She's sit near the street
With a cup at her fe...uh, foot
'Til she had enough coin for a keg
She just had the one (wooden) leg
But that didn't mean she couldn't beg
She'd sit near the street
With a cup at her fe...uh, foot
'Til she had enough coin for a keg
Eileen's her name, a beauty she was
And I loved the dear girl, just because
With that keg on her porch
And the barby on "scorch"
It 'xploded, you see, and blew off her schnoz
I don't have a first line to post
You have that in common with most
If the idea's not there
You just fix a blank stare
And ask for more beer from your host
It's blowing up a storm here today
The topsoil is flying away.
I saw a whole windrow
Get tossed past the window
To land in my barn for the stock - hooray
What a hard day I had at the store
But tomorrow I'll be back for more
Because I am so tough
That I won't cry "Enough!"
When I get to the store I won't snore.
Survived the night, what do I do now?
A resolution? Let's make a new vow
Regarding our food
Or habits, be good
And honest and steadfast and true. (Wow)
I've just seen a dog with his dinner
You could see he was, smugly, the winner.
I've just seen a dog with his dinner
You could see he was, smugly, the winner.
A dog with a bone?
He just makes it his own
And if no bones, well then he's thinner
