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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2010 12:45 am
@McTag,

I'm not going to finish that one....it's not original anyway. Well, I know one version at least.


What a week it has been, to be sure
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 17 Apr, 2010 06:27 pm
@McTag,
Jeez, McTag, who asked you to. Do you want to take back the line you already added to it?
I Googled after reading your post and did find that line and others like it.
I'll start another.


There was a young nun with a habit

McTag
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2010 04:45 am
@OnTheFritz,

Well, the version which most readily sprang to mind for that opening, was too risque for delicate sensibilities.
But please feel free to disregard anything I write.

So anyway, now we've got a choice of three.

There was a young nun with a habit
And a priest walking by once did nab it
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2010 06:52 pm
@McTag,
There was a young nun with a habit
And a priest walking by once did nab it
It tore on a seam
Exposing her beam

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 19 Apr, 2010 02:19 pm
@OnTheFritz,
There was a young fellow of Kent
Whose todger was horribly bent
He wanted to be
A gigolo, see
But with that thing he couldn't make a cent

Two limericks active:
1.
What a week it has been, to be sure
But my back is strong, my soul pure



2.
There was a young nun with a habit
And a priest walking by once did nab it
It tore on a seam
Exposing her beam
Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 19 Apr, 2010 02:35 pm
@OnTheFritz,
There was a young nun with a habit
And a priest walking by once did nab it
It tore on a seam
Exposing her beam
and knobby knees just like Dick Cavett's
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 19 Apr, 2010 07:41 pm
@Rockhead,
Rockhead, you can start a new limerick if you'd like. That's what we do when we finish one.


One running:

What a week it has been, to be sure
But my back is strong, my soul pure
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 02:41 am
@OnTheFritz,

What a week it has been, to be sure
But my back is strong, my soul pure
I'm fit, and I'm ripped
And magnificently equipped
Francis
 
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 03:27 am
@McTag,
What a week it has been, to be sure
But my back is strong, my soul pure
I'm fit, and I'm ripped
And magnificently equipped
With a nice suite of haute couture

I'm heading West, with a light heart.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 07:04 am
@Francis,
I'm heading West, with a light heart.
Bags are packed, new tires on the Dart



http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1970-1979/1973-Dodge-Dart-Swinger-lime.jpg
Francis
 
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 07:09 am
@OnTheFritz,
I'm heading West, with a light heart.
Bags are packed, new tires on the Dart
Or on the plane, for the matter
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 01:09 pm
@Francis,

I'm heading West, with a light heart.
Bags are packed, new tires on the Dart
Or the plane, for that matter
So long, A2K chatter
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 01:18 pm
@OnTheFritz,
sorry. where are my manners...

that choir boy, he caused quite a ruckus.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 03:50 pm
@Rockhead,
I'm heading West, with a light heart.
Bags are packed, new tires on the Dart
Or the plane, for that matter
So long, A2K chatter
LA here I come, to make a new start


Two of them:

That choir boy, he caused quite a ruckus







Dang those cops, what were they thinkin'
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 07:47 pm
@OnTheFritz,
That choir boy, he caused quite a ruckus
Yelling "Run boys, he wants to .... abuse us!"
Then he tripped the bad cleric






Dang those cops, what were they thinkin'
They could see that the driver was drinkin'


OntheFritz, what's with the two-at-a-time?
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2010 08:08 am
@spikepipsqueak,
Just giving you a choice, spike. One may be easier to think up a line for than than the other. You don't have to add lines to both of them, just do the one you like.



That choir boy, he caused quite a ruckus
Yelling "Run boys, he wants to .... abuse us!"
Then he tripped the bad cleric






Dang those cops, what were they thinkin'
They could see that the driver was drinkin'
When they found out he was
A member of the fuzz

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2010 04:02 pm
@OnTheFritz,
That choir boy, he caused quite a ruckus
Yelling "Run boys, he wants to .... abuse us!"
Then he tripped the bad cleric
And called out to Eric,
"Go find that good Father Gustus."





Dang those cops, what were they thinkin'
They could see that the driver was drinkin'
When they found out he was
A member of the fuzz





He shattered the glass with a brick
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 28 Apr, 2010 04:11 pm
@OnTheFritz,

He shattered the glass with a brick
It was hard, 'cos the glass was so thick
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2010 09:10 am
@McTag,
Dang those cops, what were they thinkin'
They could see that the driver was drinkin'
When they found out he was
A member of the fuzz
They let him go, just grinnin' and winkin'



He shattered the glass with a brick
It was hard, 'cos the glass was so thick
And out with a gush
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2010 07:14 pm
@OnTheFritz,
He shattered the glass with a brick
It was hard, 'cos the glass was so thick
And out with a gush
Flowed the worty beer mush
He drowned, the destructive, dumb hick

I've just had a chance to go sailing
I get seasick, I'll stay near the railing
 

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