Eleven days til that scary night
When witches and suchlike take flight
It's much closer now
It's this weekend! Ka-pow!
Off to sleep now, but leave on the light.
On a walk through the hills I was pleased
When a friend who'd been rather diseased
Fell off a high cliff
It was almost as if
For whatever reason, I felt appeased
'Cause, his wife once I had squeezed
We were nearly found out when she sneezed
We were locked in a room
Who did what, and to whom
Is a secret which no-one has breezed.
Okay, that's quite sufficient of that
Being nosey did things to the cat
So we'll just let it sit
Draw a veil over it
There's weather about which to chat
These ads promise I can lose belly
Just drop off some 10 pounds of jelly
These ads promise I can lose belly
Just drop off some 10 pounds of jelly
My big flabby gut
Looks like Jabber the Hut
I'd need to give that stuff some welly