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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2007 02:03 am
A transvestite named Victor Secret
Gave house-room to one orphaned egret
He dressed the poor bird
In clothing absurd
And puffed pink powder over his beaklet.

A strange young mechanic called George
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2007 04:54 am
A strange young mechanic called George
Worked hard at his bellows and forge
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2007 08:09 am
A strange young mechanic called George
Worked hard at his bellows and forge
He hammered and banged
And battered and clanged
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2007 12:27 pm
A strange young mechanic called George
Worked hard at his bellows and forge
He hammered and banged
And battered and clanged
You could hear him in Cheddar Gorge.

In Cheddar they mainly make cheese
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aidan
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2007 02:49 pm
In Cheddar they mainly make cheese
I'll give you some if you say please
Jacob's ladder you'll climb
To spot vistas sublime
On eye level with tops of trees.

Cause cheese is the least of fair Cheddar
For beauty, there's no place that's better
The reservoir glimmers
Molten silver, it shimmers,
a prize among man-made endeavours.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/aidan_010/cheddarreservoir.jpg
(Cheddar reservoir)


One day Ted climbed high on the rocks
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2007 03:03 pm
One day Ted climbed high on the rocks
And tore some holes in his socks.
When he came back down,
Wearing a frown
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aidan
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2007 03:18 pm
One day Ted climbed high on the rocks
And tore some holes in his socks.
When he came back down,
Wearing a frown
He decided he'd fish off the docks.

That's the day he caught the big one
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2007 07:57 pm
That's the day he caught the big one
Which he took back to his wigwam
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2007 08:11 pm
That's the day he caught the big one
Which he took back to his wigwam
Steeped teepee clouds
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aidan
 
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Reply Tue 22 May, 2007 02:30 am
That's the day he caught the big one
Which he took back to his wigwam
Steeped teepee clouds
Wreathed the sky like a shroud
As he did what had to be done.

Have you ever gutted a fish?
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 22 May, 2007 02:33 am
Have you ever gutted a fish?
With a blunt pair of scissors? I wish
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aidan
 
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Reply Tue 22 May, 2007 02:46 am
Have you ever gutted a fish?
With a blunt pair of scissors? I wish
What am I- a surgeon?
It's only a sturgeon
And blunt cuts will not wreck the dish

Young Todd had a problem with knives
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Tue 22 May, 2007 08:10 pm
Young Todd had a problem with knives
Six shrinks thought it prob'ly derives
From cuts sharply 'id
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 23 May, 2007 02:57 am
Young Todd had a problem with knives
Six shrinks thought it prob'ly derives
From cuts sharply 'id
In libido or id
Or gleaned from one of his wives.

He'd had six spouses, you know
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 23 May, 2007 08:55 am
He's had six spouses you know
One to cook, one to clean, one to sew.
Two to make love
And one up above
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:33 pm
He's had six spouses you know
One to cook, one to clean, one to sew.
Two to make love
And one up above
For Nick ate all before him to go

There was a young girl Jen Agutter
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 03:19 am
There was a young girl Jen Agutter
Who sent the boys' hearts all a-flutter
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 03:30 am
There was a young girl Jen Agutter
Who sent the boys' hearts all a-flutter
In a roll she reprised
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 04:05 am
There was a young girl Jen Agutter
Who sent the boys' hearts all a-flutter
In a role she reprised
Opportunity seized



(alt: Try this one for size)
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 05:43 am
There was a young girl Jen Agutter
Who sent the boys' hearts all a-flutter
In a role she reprised
Opportunity seized
But -- alas! -- ended up in the gutter.

A fellow named Jimmy Moran
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