Hey look! It's the first day of spring,
I think I can hear the birds sing.
The daffodils are blooming
The dragonflies are zooming
Hey look! It's the first day of spring.
I think I can hear the birds sing.
The daffodils are blooming,
The dragonflies are zooming,
I think I'll sit out in my swing.
The avatars some people have.....
The avatars some people have
Are at times a welcome salve
The avatars some people have,
Are at times a welcome salve.
For instance, Seal's whiskers......
The avatars some people have,
Are at times a welcome salve.
For instance, Seal's whiskers
Tickle me (like those airport friskers)...
The avatars some people have
Are at times a welcome salve.
For instance, Seal's whiskers
Tickle me (like those airport friskers)
Scissors please, we'll just have to halve.
Mac's Venus is now the X- Files
She's lost all her feminine wiles
Mac's Venus is now the X- Files
She's lost all her feminine wiles
It may seem strange
Her penchant for change...
Mac's Venus is now the X- Files
She's lost all her feminine wiles
It may seem strange
Her penchant for change
The picture in the attic just smiles
Apple blossom is on the trees.....
Apple blossom is on the trees,
Dammit, here come the smegging bees!
Apple blossom is on the trees,
Dammit, here come the smegging bees!
Buzz off you buggers
Annoy some muggers
We have more words to write like these
The birds and the bees can make us sneeze...
The birds and the bees can make us sneeze
Can someone hand me a tissue, please?...
The birds and the bees can make us sneeze
Can someone hand me a tissue, please?
Thanks, I'll have a good blow
Then I'll see what to sow
Its too early yet for sweet peas...
The great film actors are now all gone...
The great film actors are now all gone.
But their memories flood back like a song.
Although some "oldies" may be out of style,
To view them is truly worth your while....
The great film actors are now all gone.
But their memories flood back like a song.
Although some "oldies" may be out of style,
To view them is truly worth your while
I promise you will never yawn
Casablance was one of the best...
Casablanca was one of the best.
With Bogie and Bergman it passes the test.
It's romance and intrigue will never be "old hat".
Truly a classic - no doubt about that.
Well, Monday is over at last,
I'm so glad when that day has gone past...
Well, Monday is over at last,
I'm so glad when that day has gone past
four more days to the weekend,
And if I can find some money to spend,
Saturday night is gonna be a blast !!
The assusies are the world champions
The aussies are the world champions
Except of course for the Hawaiians
These people so sweet
Can bat with their feet
Whilst feeding a pride of lions !
The Poms are eating humble pie..
The Poms are eating humble pie,
The Yanks are continuing to cry,
The Poms are eating humble pie,
The Yankks are continuing to cry,
The pie is so sweet
And the tears are a treat
P.S. I think we're not all following the correct form for a liimerick, do we need to go over it again?
