Try to go just one more time-
I can't, I'm so pooped it's a crime
You're lacking in power?
Why pooped at this hour?
Try to go just one more time-
I can't, I'm so pooped it's a crime
You're lacking in power?
Why pooped at this hour?
Was it too much vodka and lime ?
Its time for me to hit the gym...
Its time for me to hit the gym
(Huh, I got there earlier than him!)
We all feel much better
Its time for me to hit the gym
(Huh, I got there earlier than him!)
We all feel much better
A right go getter
Now what, maybe a swim ?
Its too cold for the sea today
It's too cold for the sea today
So in a jacuzzi I lay,
It's too cold for the sea today
So in a jacuzzi I lay,
Beats a bath
makes me laugh
As those bubbles do go astray !
A warm and tender embrace....
A warm and tender embrace,
Then a soft kiss on his face...
A warm and tender embrace,
Then a soft kiss on his face
He stirs
And purrs
Then dreams of mace ( posh english for mice)
Dandelion and burdock refreshes....
Dandelion and burdock refreshes....
But their prolific growth enmeshes
A field or a lawn
In an hour they're grown
Making us their hard-weeding wretches.
As soon as spring daisies are gone
The black-eyed susan is born
As soon as spring daisies are gone
The black-eyed susan is born
She'll capture a lad
For she is quite mad
And love him from dusk to dawn
Chocolate covered toffees are a treat...
Chocolate covered toffees are a treat,
I'll pick them when I want a 'sweet'.
Chocolate covered toffees are a treat,
I'll pick them when I want a 'sweet'
They'll make me fat
Forget about that
There's always time to thin your seat
BE loving and caring to all..
Be loving and caring to all
When your friends land and come 'round to call.
Be loving and caring to all
When your friends land and come 'round to call
They'll come back for more
Because they'll just adore
Be loving and caring to all
When your friends land and come 'round to call
They'll come back for more
Because they'll just adore
Your ideas for a fancy-dress ball.
An ominous soreness of throat
An ominous soreness of throat
Makes me feel that my journey on boat
An ominous soreness of throat
Makes me feel that my journey on boat
Will be short but not sweet,
If I keep on my feet
An ominous soreness of throat
Makes me feel that my journey on boat
Will be short but not sweet,
If I keep on my feet
At least I won't heave over my coat !
The summer has arrived at long last....
The summer has arrived at long last....
Already I wish it were past!
The heat makes me wet
I am drowning in sweat!
I'd go north, but I don't have the gas.
So...Is Boston now quiet again?
So...Is Boston now quiet again?
Has all the tea gone-what then ?
Better by far
To have a jar
Or more of finest champagne
Hic, I've drunk a bit too much...
