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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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mac11
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2003 12:49 pm
Oh, please can I have another beer?
The keg's almost empty I fear
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fealola
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2003 01:20 pm
Oh, please can I have another beer?
The keg's almost empty I fear
So I get a six pack
And I'll be right back
Then we can proceed with our cheer!

The Clydesdales are pulling their weight
They'll be meeting us at the gate
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kirsten
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2003 01:33 pm
The Clydesdales are pulling their weight
They'll be meeting us at the gate
Laden with that golden brew
We all can quaff a mug or two :wink:
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2003 06:37 pm
The Clydesdales are pulling their weight
They'll be meeting us at the gate
Laden with that golden brew
We all can quaff a mug or two
We'll be home just a little bit late.

My girlfriend takes half of my life
complaining 'bout the time I spend with my wife Razz
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fealola
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2003 06:43 pm
My girlfriend takes half of my life
complaining 'bout the time I spend with my wife
But the rolling pin's out
It's wifey poo's clout
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2003 07:11 pm
My girlfriend takes half of my life
complaining 'bout the time I spend with my wife
But the rolling pin's out
It's wifey poo's clout
I'm feeling the stress of the double life.

I'm not married, but my wife sure is
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2003 12:33 pm
I'm not married, but my wife sure is-
Bigamously, to my pal Norris,
And he's welcome to her
She was making me poor
With extravagant shopping forays

Frugal, abstemious and thrifty
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fealola
 
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Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2003 03:07 pm
Frugal, abstemious and thrifty
Marraige to a nun can be nifty
We hope to elope
And get hitched by the Pope
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2003 06:33 pm
Frugal, abstemious and thrifty
Marriage to a nun can be nifty
We hope to elope
And get hitched by the Pope
(How much should we tip...$10 or $50?)

Pepsi or Coke? Which tastes better?...
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Rose
 
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Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2003 07:35 pm
Pepsi or Coke? Which tastes better?...
Or we should drink water, it's wetter?
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willow tl
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2003 02:25 am
Pepsi or Coke? Which tastes better?...
Or we should drink water, it's wetter?
Iced coffee for me
or maybe some tea
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2003 04:42 am
Pepsi or Coke? Which tastes better?...
Or we should drink water, it's wetter?
Iced coffee for me
or maybe some tea
as long as you are the go-and-getter.

I'll just sprawl here and enjoy the view
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Rose
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2003 12:46 pm
I'll just sprawl here and enjoy the view
No you wont! You go get the brew!
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fealola
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2003 12:47 pm
I'll just sprawl here and enjoy the view
No you wont! You go get the brew!
Don't give me orders!
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Rose
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2003 12:53 pm
I'll just sprawl here and enjoy the view
No you wont! You go get the brew!
Don't give me orders!
You've breached my borders!
Could have said PLEASE, couldn't you?

So, sweetheart, let's just go together-
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2003 02:26 pm
So, sweetheart, let's just go together.
"I can't, dear!...Just look at the weather!
There's ice and there's snow
And my nose I must blow...
And my coat is as light as a feather!"

Get up off that couch now, you bum!...
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fealola
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2003 02:45 pm
Get up off that couch now, you bum!
And mow the lawn, you scum!
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2003 02:52 pm
Get up off that couch now, you bum!
And mow the lawn, you scum!
There you sit in your shorts
Watching stupid ole sports
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fealola
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2003 02:55 pm
Get up off that couch now, you bum!
And mow the lawn, you scum!
There you sit in your shorts
Watching stupid ole sports
Boy, are you ever dumb!

Get off that Barca-Lounger!
Never seen anyone scroungier!
Drop that remote!
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kirsten
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2003 03:47 pm
Get off that Barca-Lounger!
Never seen anyone scroungier!
Drop that remote
Or I'll get us a goat
And buy more shoes when I sell your John Deere!

Oh rapture, oh joy what can I say,
The Pottery Barn catalog arrived today!
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