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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2003 10:01 am
I wonder if my cat's on strike
New food he seems to really dislike
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2003 10:04 am
I wonder if my cat's on strike
New food he seems to really dislike
He doesn't like apples
And doesn't drink Snapple
Maybe he rather ride on my bike

A witch can't take a bike
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willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2003 10:07 am
A witch can't take a bike
The peddling she does not like
Much easier to fly high
watching clouds pass on by
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2003 10:26 am
A witch can't rake a bike
The peddling she doesn not like
Much easier to fly high
Watching clouds pass on by
While waiting to scare some little tyke.

Are witches all horrible hags??
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2003 10:30 am
Are witches all horrible hags??
Shall I put my head in a bag?
Would that make you happy?
I look like my pappy,
I know, it's really a drag.

Can a witch have a botox shot?
Would that make her look really hot?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2003 10:32 am
Can a witch have a botox shot?
Would that make her look really hot?
She could do much worse
To get rid of that curse
But that shot a hot-shot is not.


Just what is this seasonal affliction?
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2003 10:33 am
Just what is this seasonal affliction?
It's called a candy addiction.
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kirsten
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2003 04:20 pm
Just what is this seasonal affliction?
It's called a candy addiction
Give me some red wax lips
They don't stay on the hips
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Adele
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2003 07:02 pm
Just what is this seasonal affliction?
It's called a candy addiction
Give me some red waxed lips
The don't stay on the hips
But my weight is pure science fiction


May as well slap the candy right on my bottom
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2003 08:18 pm
May as well slap the candy right on my bottom
As I start to eat my way into autumn
To fatten myself up for winter, you see
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kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2003 09:51 am
May as well slap the candy right on my bottom
As I start to eat my way into autumn
To fatten myself up for winter, you see
There are carbos and trans-fats ingested with glee
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2003 05:28 pm
May as well slap the candy right on my bottom
As I start to eat my way into autumn
To fatten myself up for winter, you see
There are carbos and trans-fats ingested with glee
Cause those diet and health foods I find too humdrum.

This mention of winter is really depressing
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2003 10:03 pm
This mention of winter is really depressing
As I decide just how I'll be dressing
Shall I squeeeeeze into those tight jeans?
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2003 10:54 pm
This mention of winter is really depressing
As I decide just how I'll be dressing
Shall I squeeeeeze into those tight jeans?
(If I stop eating re-fried beans....)
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2003 09:35 am
This mention of winter is really depressing
As I decide just how I'll be dressing
Shall I squeeeeeze into those tight jeans?
(If I stop eating re-fried beans....)
Or wear pallazzos that aren't so compressing.

It's still fall, though, so lets all sing a song
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kirsten
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2003 10:43 am
It's still fall, though, so lets all sing a song
If you don't know the words, hum along
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mac11
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2003 08:14 pm
It's still fall, though, so lets all sing a song
If you don't know the words, hum along
Shine, shine Harvest Moon
No wait, what's the tune?
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kirsten
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2003 06:46 am
It's still fall, though, so let's all sing a song
If you don't know the words, hum along
Shine, shine Harvest Moon
No wait, what's the tune?
If you sing from the heart it's not wrong

The Harvest Moon sits low in the sky
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2003 08:21 am
The Harvest Moon sits low in the sky
And there is a man there who winks his eye
Now, if that sounds far-fetched
It's just cause I'm a bit tetched
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2003 08:54 am
The Harvest Moon sits low in the sky
And there is a man there who winks his eye
Now, if that sounds far-fetched
It's just cause I'm a bit tetched
or I may be a little bit high.

The trees have burst into color
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