Make that a Matini, instead
I must relax my head
For thinking is fast
everyone must be last
Make that a Martini, instead
I must relax my head
For thinking is fast
everyone must be last
I play like a thoroughbread
Arabian horses are nice
Arabian horses are nice
They're never scared by mice
Just jump on the saddle
Arabian horses are nice
They're never scared by mice
Just jump on the saddle
And watch as you straddle
With knees that are clenched like a vice.
"Are pigs smarter than horses?" she asked.
"Are pigs smarter than horses?" she asked.
"Is everyone smarter than me?" she asked.
she mulled over the questions
and got indigestion
"Are pigs smarter than horses?" she asked.
"Is everyone smarter than me?" she asked.
she mulled over the questions
and got indigestion
And then it eventually passed.
Burp, Burp, erp, erp, sneeze, sneeze
Burp, Burp, erp, erp, sneeze, sneeze
a wee dram of jameson for me if you please,
Burp, Burp, erp, erp, sneeze, sneeze
a wee dram of jameson for me if you please
or maybe a jigger for allergies sake
to keep me sharp and feeling awake
Burp, Burp, erp, erp, sneeze, sneeze
a ww dram of jameson for me if you please
or maybe a jiger for allergies sake
to kep me sharp and feeling awake
or a bit more as Ift off to sleep with ease.
Let's have one more for the road.........
Let's have one more for the road
to loosen up the load
it can't get much better
p.s.
ww should have read wee.....my 'puter's a mess.
mikey...not sure what you mean
Let's have one more for the road
to loosen up the load
it can't get much better
if you wear a tight sweater
it's good feeling young instead of old
(now we can use mikeys reply)
ww should have read wee.....my 'puter's a mess.
No, no, he was just correcting a misspelling in his previous reply. Can you give us another starting line, colorbook?
He referred to an earlier mistake
An error is easy to make
Thanks Eva...I couldn't figure out what he meant.
He referred to an earlier mistake
An error is easy to make
his eraser was eaten
and he felt fully beaten
He referred to an earlier mistake
An error is easy to make
his eraser was eaten
and he felt fully beaten
I think we all need a break
Pleasee! NO! Don't stop now!
Pleasee! NO! Don't stop now!
we all need help..show us how
give us some kind of a reason
He referred to an earlier mistake
An error is easy to make
A slip of the finger
And 'oops' it's a zinger
Pleasee! NO! DON'T STOP NOW!
we all need help..show us how
give us some kind of a reason
to keep up the teasin'
with oops and zinger in tow.
Adele is an excellent rhymer.....
Adele is an excellent rhymer
But Fealola's are a crime. --Er
--Well I don't know,
They don't really blow
