1
   

Ugly

 
 
Reply Thu 3 Aug, 2006 08:20 am
Two guys meet in the street, says one
"Those new glasses makes ya look ugly as crap, dude!"
"I don't have any new glasses, man"
"I know you don't , but I do!"
  • Topic Stats
  • Top Replies
  • Link to this Topic
Type: Discussion • Score: 1 • Views: 571 • Replies: 2
No top replies

 
CerealKiller
 
  1  
Reply Thu 3 Aug, 2006 08:40 am
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins?"

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice..."
0 Replies
 
bigdice67
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Aug, 2006 03:21 am
Verrry good, man!
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Oddities and Humor - Discussion by edgarblythe
Let's play "Caption the Photo" II - Discussion by gustavratzenhofer
JIM NABORS WAS GOY? - Question by farmerman
Funny Pictures ***Slow Loading*** - Discussion by JerryR
Caption The Cartoon - Discussion by panzade
Geek and Nerd Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
Caption The Cartoon Part Deux - Discussion by panzade
IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT? - Question by Setanta
2008 Election: Political Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
 
  1. Forums
  2. » Ugly
Copyright © 2021 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.04 seconds on 12/05/2021 at 12:13:42