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Thu 3 Aug, 2006 08:20 am
Two guys meet in the street, says one
"Those new glasses makes ya look ugly as crap, dude!"
"I don't have any new glasses, man"
"I know you don't , but I do!"
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins?"
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice..."