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What the hell is up with J_B?

 
 
Lash
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 09:58 pm
I had my prepubescent knees up in the air, laying in the tub with my little fun pot directly beneath a trickle of water.

My mother walked in and I remember smiling at her, saying, "This feels good!"

We both remember it vividly.

I had found the reason for existence. School, church, shopping, playing outside... it had all been a useless, dull prelude to finding the faucet!!
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:00 pm
Now I know I've lived a sheltered life.


Bet you were a clean kid, Lash.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:02 pm
Hmmm..... seems there are different strokes for different fun pots.
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:04 pm
Yep, there's more than one way to get to the top of the slide. Some kids used the ladder, some went up the slide. Not me, I shimmied up the pole Very Happy
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:06 pm
Oh wow! The first time I new the fun pot was for more than peeing was in 6th grade when I climbed the rope up to the top of the gym. And rang the bell.
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:08 pm
With a BIG smile on your face, right?
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:08 pm
Howling!!!!

Littlek was a world champion rope climber!!!
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:10 pm
I was gooood. I must have climbed that rope faster then and more often then anyone else in my class.
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:11 pm
Yeah, I went down the slide a whole lot!
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:12 pm
Heehee
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 3 Aug, 2006 07:13 am
Why in the hell did I have to leave this thread last night. I missed all the excitement.

The equivalent for me was when I was a wee lad and decided to stick my thing in a knothole on a tree. Just for kicks. I put it in, then pulled it out. I thought, "Wait a minute, Gustav, that friction feels pretty good." So I repeated the action. Again. And again. And again.

Bits of bark were flying and the birds of the forest took flight when I released my primal scream.

And the insects inside probably never knew what hit them.
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George
 
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Reply Thu 3 Aug, 2006 08:46 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
...And the insects inside probably never knew what hit them.

..nor did Gus when, two weeks later, he was diagnosed
with Dutch Elm disease...
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 3 Aug, 2006 07:00 pm
He relives it each time he gets a woodie.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 3 Aug, 2006 07:03 pm
Let him not get root rot..
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 3 Aug, 2006 09:28 pm
And simple aphids suck out the liquids and make it shrivel up and die.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 4 Aug, 2006 05:27 am
J_B wrote:
Yeah, I went down the slide a whole lot!


and rode my bananna seat bike "sideways' too.. hhehe
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