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Fri 14 Jul, 2006 09:21 am
I just scratched an itch on my back that I cant reach with a pair of scissors, and I accidently cut off a bit of my hair in the process.
Have you ever read that book "Running With Scissors" yeesh....
Once I got so drunk, I could get my clothes off...I pulled a nightgown up over my head and got stuck.
I flailed around the house and finally found scissors, and cut it off. I'm lucky I didn't stab myself in the eye.
I'm glad I don't drink anymore. Most people don't get caught in their clothes.
I tried to scratch an itch on my back with a razor sharp chain saw. Damn! I'll never do that again.
Chai Tea wrote:Have you ever read that book "Running With Scissors" yeesh....
Once I got so drunk, I could get my clothes off...I pulled a nightgown up over my head and got stuck.
I flailed around the house and finally found scissors, and cut it off. I'm lucky I didn't stab myself in the eye.
I'm glad I don't drink anymore. Most people don't get caught in their clothes.
You should have called me Chai. I'd be happy to help you take your clothes off!
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