Mr Stillwater wrote:Boom, Boom - fangs for the memories!! He was always asking the question, 'Why were these people buried here?' My answer (fairly loud), 'Because they were ******* dead!!'. Needless to say my wife banned such interactions.
(Just listening to a Weird Al parody of
Chop Suey, by System of a Down--that guy cracks me up. What a wonderfully abusrd sound track to typing an silly story.)
Your remark reminds of a biographical anectodote that a famous linguist of the 19/20th centuries once told on himself. He was in northern Norway to research the language of the Lapps, and the dialect of Norwegian which had arisen among them. He found an old man who was both literatre and fluent in modern Norwegian, and, becoming excited by the potentional resource, he began to pump him for voculary and verb forms.
He became carried away, and asked at one point: "And what do people around here say when they die?" (Looking for conjugations of "to die," ain't he silly ? ! ? ! ?)
Long pause . . .
"Well,
around here, when people die, they don't say anything."