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Thu 22 May, 2003 10:36 am
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the pharmacist for some
arsenic.
The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
The lady say's "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you any for that reason," says the pharmacist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her
husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. He looks at the photo
and says "Oh........... I didn't know you had a prescription!"
Oops! my error. With apologies to Husker whose joke this is. I mixed up emails to friends with posting and mistakenly put it here. The joke I intended to do will follow.
Two elderly ladies were waiting for a bus across the street from a well known house of ill repute They saw a well known minister enter the house and thought it scandalous. When a rabbi from across town entered they deplored the lack of morality today. When a priest entered they acknowledged that some poor soul was definitely sick.
Well, that's a perfectly reasonable response. It's not like it was a kindergarten...
(duck and cover!)
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