I got one for ya...lol
About 4 years ago, I was sunbathing in the front yard. When I mention front yard, I live on 7 1/2 acres, its private, woods all the way around, one drive in, no neighbors within ear-shot or eye-sight, and they can't see through the woods...its not open.
(PRIVATE)
So........I told my husband what I was going to do and he was keeping the boys in the house for an hour or so, ...where I could get some sun without any interruptions.....
AND.......
I had a privacy screen at the time that blocked the sight of me from the house or the direction of the driveway off, so I was safe...from being caught, or so I thought.
What little did I know but the oldest one slipped out of the house and went down the driveway behind me to his Nanny's house, who at the time had company...(which I didn't know)...So he proceeds to head down there to tell them that...
"MY MOMMA is NAKED in the YARD!!!"
Not only did this stir up a Fred Sanford Heart attack rendition from my MIL, but she screamed at my FIL ..."GENE...go do something about your DIL!!!" Who absolutely refused to take care of it...lol They instead send my SIL...
I heard her driving up my driveway and slipped my suit back on...and kept lying there.
She got out and come around the blind to see what I was doing!!!!!!!
I asked her.."What the hell are you doing?"
"I just come to see whats going on?"
"Uhumm..what? You decide to come out of the closet?"
Thats when she told me that what my oldest had said..and what was going on with MIL, I just laughed...kicked back and took another drink of my margarita...lol
Now, in all honesty, that pissed me off to no end, thats my house, my land, and my privacy that was invaded, and I didn't appreciate it one bit.
Sending someone up to check on me??