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Mon 3 Jul, 2006 10:21 pm
I heard a grrrl band the other night at the infamous Black Cat Bar in Penngrove, reputedly the building is haunted and was a brothel at one time. They finished the show with a song called "All My Girlfriends are Crack Whores"
So tonight I am working in the TL, and this prostitute walks up to me and said she met me someplace and yada, yada, yada. and she would really like me to be her friend (Why me???) I asked her if she ever heard that song. She said no and that she was not a crack whore...oh I didn't meant to...yeah, I am whore and I smoke crack but I am not a crack whore...
Anyway, should I be her friend?
Sure, why not?
You seem to have many things in common.
That's bound to bond you closer together.
CalamityJane wrote:Sure, why not?
You seem to have many things in common.
That's bound to bond you closer together.
But I don't smoke crack and I ain't no ho, though with my CFMs...
...and you've both heard of the song.
I think you are cosmicaly linked.
Joe(everclose)Nation
She asked to be your friend.Is she 10?
material girl wrote:She asked to be your friend.Is she 10?
She is 31. I ran into her last night. And we hung out for while at her apartment. Other than the fact that she is a crack whore, she is a pretty fascinating women. She is really hot too. Too bad she is a crack whore cuz I would really like to be with her. She wants me to the Power Exchange (a sex club) with her. Something else I don''t think I would ever do.
Anyway, it's really something seeeing this from the inside. Even though I am xx years old, she said I'd have no problem turning tricks!!!
Quote:Even though I am xx years old, she said I'd have no problem turning tricks!!!
You really must add that to your resume.
Joe(xx plus)Nation
You always give such good, valuable, life changing advise, Joe.
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