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Tue 20 May, 2003 03:49 pm
It's time A2K blew the lid off the nefarious nature of our northern neighbors. Canajuns consume more doughnuts and Kraft dinners per capita than anyone else in the world. Where do they get all that macaroni? Is this not taking processed, pasteurized cheese food from the mouths of hungry Merican children? And hockey--who else in the world has ever invented a game, just so they could say they're best? Of course, this has backfired on them. James Naismith invented basketball, but Americans quickly made the game their own. When it comes to Hockey, even Anaheim, fer chrissake, has a team. Damned straight--teach them to try an' hog a sport all to themselves.
And then there's that Alberta clipper--turning our otherwise balmy winters in to freezing hell. Why do we continue to put with that? My god, they inflicted Celine Dion on us. It's time we stood up to them darn ol' Canajuns, and let 'em know we won't put up with their antics . . .
Yer thoughts?
Uh-oh - incoming - finding bunker to watch from......
(Lovey just called me, an' i read it off to her . . . i got harumphed, but i think that will be the worst of it . . . shhhhhhhhh . . . we're atryin' to sucker the humorless at A2K . . . )
I've just now heard on the radio, NPR, that the Canajuns have found a cow with mad-cow disease. They also say we buy more than a billion pounds of beef from them every year. See, see . . . they're atryin' to put Mickey D's outta business . . .
Mad cow disease? (Has anyone ever thought that the problem isn't with the mad COWS, it is with the mad desexed BULLS - cos that is what humans eat - but, as ever, it all gets blamed on the women - but I digress....)
Canada has mad steer disease? Whadda they think they are? A REAL country, like England?
Good grief!
PS: Would anyone notice if 'Murricans got madder?
Running......
Prolly not . . . it sure wouldn't alter my world . . .
When does the civil war start. French canadians vs everybody else. If they fight as well as the mother country they will lose again.
Long as Celine Dion is in the front lines, we'll all be better off . . .
Ha ! ! !
Got my doggie back . . .
I strongly suspect them Canajuns tried to hijack 'im . . .
Canajuns are far too nice to hijack stuff.....
So what r u . . . somekindastealthcanajun?
Heh heh...watching and waiting...
c'mon, cav. You know an army marches on its tummy. You CAN'T be on the sidelines. That's where I wanna be, on my new folding chair.
Speakin' a stealth Canajuns:
Consider these well known "Mericans" -- Peter Jennings, Lorne Greene, William Shatner, Michael J. Fox -- thas right, canajuns, ever one . . . they just come here, learn how to say schedule and how to pronounce "about" . . . then they worm their way into our confidence . . . it's sickenin', just sickenin' . . .
ehBeth informs me that my best parts are Canajun, Setanta.
Wonder which.....oh, nemmind....
Okely Dokely, first off, Canada didn't 'inflict' Celine on you...it was those separatist Quebec bastards, and that half-Moroccan 'gamblers anonymous' child rapist Rene...don't blame her career on the rest of Canada who would be perfectly happy to see the US Coast Guard finally do their duty and rid our country of Celine, poutine, tourtiere (yuck) and the French language once and for all!!
Plus, what a strategic territory to have....huge influence when it comes to voting time....you already have Alaska, why not just rope us in? The Maritimes would comply, they have no money whatsoever, so we would be landlocked essentially....
But...Canada has a secret weapon that the average red-blooded American soldier cannot resist...and that is lots and lots of beaver....you will succumb as well...as our flagpoles are strategically kept very clean indeed and will triumph over those who choose to leave gaping holes in our country!
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oh hell . . . my ass just fell off . . .
'scuse me, i'll be right back . . .
Hell, i kinda like poutine . . . minus them damned curds, anyhoo . . .
... which reminds me. Setanta needs to visit Ottawa someday. He's gonna
LOVE beavertails. :wink:
<hope he gets that @ss sutured back on soon. I had plans for it
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Heh heh...then it's just your average 'merican fries 'n gravy, ain't it?
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