Rambling on...

By the time you have read this you will have wasted 5 seconds of your life. So reading it was a stupid thing to do-wasn't it! Now you've wasted more time reading it. you need to stop. there are so many other great thing to read, and you're wasting 20 seconds reading this. It's just plain silly, so why not stop. No? you want to carry on going. I'll let you but I don't see why you get such a kick out of this. it really is a bit sad...JUST STOP IT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOW!!!! OK, I won't get angry, but you are seriously cheesing me off. But I am a patient thread, so I will give you one last chance. if you do not stop, the world will explode. BOOM! See? You blew it all up. you're dead you idiot. I'm just text, so I'm OK. Just think of all the innocent ducks and rabbits happy frollicking in the suburbs. You killed them all. What did they ever do to you. I would speak to your mother or other legal guardian but I can't. Why? YOU BLEW THEM UP!!!!! If you will not stop reading, I will stop talking You're really quite stubborn. Please stop...Please. I am reduced to begging. How low the mighty have fallen. You've overthrown me from my high horse of telling you you're wasting time, to just begging you to stop. the whole world is dead and you're STILL reading this. Shall I move on to destroying the moon. If the moon dissapears, thgan it will intefere with the tides on the blown up earth. You're going to stop? GOOD THING TOO! I was almost angry at you for a second there...
Graeme