Holy mackerel, eel be up to my gills preparing this evenings dinner. Trout be known it gives me prawns to think about how to do it. It really octupies my mind. Fins for any suggestions.
Yeah...get a life! :wink:
If A2K was running low on lobsters, apparently Soz has brought us back to quota.
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=75549&highlight=
Thanks, but one second-degree sunburn in my life is quite enough.
Not only has A2K been losing some of its lobster, some of us have been losing our lunch because of the fart button.
Some of us have never seen the fart button
Woman caught trying to smuggle lobsters into Australia under her skirt
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - There must have been something fishy about the way she walked. Customs officials said Monday they stopped a woman as she arrived Friday in Melbourne on a flight from Singapore, and found 12 live lobsters allegedly hidden in a specially designed apron under her skirt.
"During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'clicking' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," the Australian Customs Service said in a press release. "An examination revealed 12 plastic water-filled bags holding lobsters allegedly concealed inside a purpose-built apron."
The species of lobsters were not immediately known, but customs officials warned they could carry diseases that could decimate Australian lobsters if they escaped into local waters.
Customs officers will charge the woman once they establish what species the lobsters are. If convicted of smuggling wildlife, she faces a fine of up to 110,000 Australian dollars - the equivalent of about $83,000 US-and could also get a prison sentence of up to 10 years.
Setanta wrote:If Jewish culture is six thousand years old, and Chinese culture is four thousand years old, what did the Jews on Saturday night for two thousand years?
We were slaves to Pharaoh in Egypt. You know, the Passover story. We also ate knishes, which are timeless.
Don't forget gefiltefish.
Reyn wrote:Woman caught trying to smuggle lobsters into Australia under her skirt
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - There must have been something fishy about the way she walked. Customs officials said Monday they stopped a woman as she arrived Friday in Melbourne on a flight from Singapore, and found 12 live lobsters allegedly hidden in a specially designed apron under her skirt.
"During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'clicking' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," the Australian Customs Service said in a press release. "An examination revealed 12 plastic water-filled bags holding lobsters allegedly concealed inside a purpose-built apron."
The species of lobsters were not immediately known, but customs officials warned they could carry diseases that could decimate Australian lobsters if they escaped into local waters.
Customs officers will charge the woman once they establish what species the lobsters are. If convicted of smuggling wildlife, she faces a fine of up to 110,000 Australian dollars - the equivalent of about $83,000 US-and could also get a prison sentence of up to 10 years.
I'm relieved she didn't have crabs.
I'm, I'm, honoured .. <sniffs> ... moved even, to have inspired such a thread as this ... I, I ... I lack words ... Drewdad ... this is all too much ... <bursts out bawling, starts embracing random people>
{Steps away from Nimh lest he get snot on my tie.}
This makes my heart smelt...
... musseling my way to the edge of the pun line ...
I'm urchin you to stop all this.
dyslexia wrote:I'm relieved she didn't have crabs.
Apparently, they were coming in on the next shipment.
