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Military Retirement Bonus

 
 
Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 08:41 am
Military Retirement Bonus

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
retirement bonus.

They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer, who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third one was a non officer grizzly old Chief who, when asked where
he would like to be measured replied, "from the tip of my weenie to my
testicles."

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider,
explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received.

But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.

The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop'em," which
he did.

The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's
weenie and began to work back.

My God!" h e suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"

The old Chief calmly replied "Vietnam."
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 01:01 pm
The fools. I'd let them measure the full tract of my intestines...
After all, it said, from any point in my body Laughing Laughing
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