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Fri 8 Nov, 2002 02:39 pm
Muy hombré
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very
large jar behind the counter, which is filled to the
brim with ten-dollar bills.
The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in
the jar. He approaches the bartender and asks: "What's
up with the jar?"
The Bartender replies: "Well, you pay ten dollars and
if you pass three tests, then you get to keep all
of the money in the jar.
Man: "What are the three tests?"
Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules."
So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender
adds it to the jar.
Bartender: "OK, here's what you have to do. First you
have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila --
the WHOLE thing at once AND you can't make a face while
doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out
back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth
with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old
woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life.
You gotta make things right for her."
Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not
an idiot; I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink
a gallon of tequila and get crazier from there."
Bartender: "Your call. But your money stays in the jar."
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he
slurs, "Where'z zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands and
downs it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down
his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next he
staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear
a huge scuffle going on. They hear barking and screams,
yelps, and growling, then eventually silence. Just
when they think the man must surely be dead, he
staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and
big scratches all over his body.
"NOW," he says, "Where's that old bitch with the sore
tooth?
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