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prettyrussian
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 01:05 pm
As if .I answered almost all my calls and they would have realised I was a female with a Russian accent.You may have called a wrong number.Either that or you are lying.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 01:13 pm
Вы для реального?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 01:13 pm
It MAY have been the wrong number, as I ended up calling two, if I remember correctly.

One was Ivor Bollokoff and the other was Nora Tittsoff, both of them seemed to be in pain.

Is that you, Nora?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 02:13 pm
Hey! It's the Chai Teas! How are you! Very Happy

Dammit Bella, get back to your box before I kick you into it!! Mad

I will not! You've kept me in there all day! I want to visit with the Chai Teas! You are so mean! *sobs* Sad

How dare you! You little... (lunging at Bella Dea) Evil or Very Mad

Now Bellas, no need to fight...Bella, please go into the other thread. Bella is acting up again and I don't want to have to run you to the doctor again. Bella, you need to quit being such a bully! Poor Bella is scared to death of you! Confused

Now that the two Bella's are gone... how is everyone? Cool

HEY! WHAT'S UP EVERYONE! Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

Oh no...Bella, use your indoor voice.... Rolling Eyes

I CAN'T! I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW IT'S THE LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS BELLA!! Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

Well, you don't need to yell for them to know that. Surprised Rolling Eyes

**stomping** YOU ARE JUST AS MEAN AS BELLA! I AM GOING TO ANOTHER THREAD!!!

Ok, now that the loud Bella is gone....should we call prettyrussian?
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 02:29 pm
How did this turn from a nice thread about lesbian Russian con artists into the Sybil thread?
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 02:56 pm
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cartoon/1238.gifUmmm, lets see, I pick......http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sport/sport25.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/sport/sport25.gifIts my turn...its my turn...http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sport/sport25.gifI'll solve this problem...there ya go~~~>POOF[/i]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/tier52.gif
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 03:01 pm
As I was going up the stairs . . .
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 03:10 pm
I met a man that wasn't there.




Hey look! I'm invisible Chai!!!!
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 03:12 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
I met a man that wasn't there.




Hey look! I'm invisible Chai!!!!


He wasn't there again today

Hey! You stole the invisibility cloak!

Where'd you go? Bring that back!
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 03:14 pm
oh how I wish he'd go away.




HA!!!

try and find me SUCKA!!!!
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 03:17 pm
These threads are getting confusing as hell!

Now we have 6 pretty russian lesbians....don't it sound like another thread, when we had a man that was a women, pretending to be a man...

or was that a women pretending to be man, that dressed in drag?

>Scratching head<

Still don't think I have that one right yet....lol

Whats up with this crap anyways?
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 03:17 pm
>stumbling around the room with my hands out<
If only blacksmithn hadn't fallen off the roof and died, I might be able to ask him for help!
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 03:27 pm
I knew we shouldn't have lent him that invisible cape.
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 03:29 pm
Пока prettyrussian. Kак дела? Oткуда пришла сюда?
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 07:28 pm
Look! Up in the sky!

It's blacksmithn!!!

Strange visitor from an altered state, able to leap tall garages in a single bound and bend steel in his backyard workshop. Faster than a speeding bullet (watch me duck!), more powerful than a locomotive (made by Lionel), he fights a neverending battle for Truth, Justice and the Right to Get High!
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2006 07:30 pm
Hi everybody! I just dropped in because I heard there are Russian lesbians here who want me to call them!
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 07:08 am
nimh wrote:
Пока prettyrussian. Kак дела? Oткуда пришла сюда?

Just to bump this back up and our resident Russian lesbian sextet a chance to answer the above.



Your powers are truly stunning, blacksmithn. Now you just need to figure out where Chai is and get the cloak back.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 07:28 am
prettyrussian wrote:
I don't suppose you will be surprised that I have had alot of missed calls from members of this forum and 4 txt.I guess some people are not as sceptical.


so.....uh....

you KNOW by phone number who is on a2k?

so, you are 6 pretty psychic russians i assume?

wow..your powers are overwhelming.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 07:30 am
Yes, but are they FLYING, INVISIBLE, psychic Russian lesbians?
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jun, 2006 07:35 am
Hmm. I guess quoting Nimh wasn't a good idea.

Shewolfnm, I guessed in an earlier post that all our area codes got magically changed to A2K after we joined, so they'd know who was calling from here. Behold the magic of the russian lesbians.
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