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Tue 23 May, 2006 11:06 am
Mmmmm...I love a good juicy punani. But I recently went to a deli and ordered a sour dough punani with ham, cheese, extra mayonnaise, and sundried tomatoes, and the guy told me he had no mayo. So I had to take a dry punani, instead of the nice big juicy wet punani that I'm used to. Then I found a hair in it. How sad. Doesn't it suck when all you want is a nice juicy hairless punani, and you can't get one?
Damn.
Or when you get a rotten punani. You're like, "Whoa! I didn't say I wanted the tuna in the punani! And it smells like it's rotten tuna! What's up with this punani?"
Also, how about when you get so hungry that you can't help it, you just bury your face in there, and the punani juices spurt all over your face. It's like, wow, I didn't know a punani could squirt like that!
And then, sometimes, you get a really sloppy punani, and as soon as you get your mouth on it, everything falls out. What a pain it is to have to stuff everything back in there and then continue eating. Especially if there are people around. Ugh.
True. Then you have the opposite, where you're just chewing and chewing, and you just can't seem to finish the punani.
Or when the punani has too much yeast. That can make for an unpleasant punani.
Too much yeast. Yeah, that's nasty. And it stinks to high heaven.
I just love the tast of a good punani, even if it's got some hair. But if it smells funny, I am outta there!
I think some guys actually like the smelly, yeasty, punani. And even some women. I wonder why none of them have posted in this thread yet?
sometimes you catch the punani when it's stringy.... that can be a taste surprise!!!
One time I was eating one and I found a bloody finger in it. Turns out it was mine, but what a scary moment!
Even though some like it, especially in Africa, I do not find pleasure in a dry punani. Or cold, I prefer my punani heated.
have you ever been enjoying a really good juicy punani and suddenly it makes a farting noise just as you really get a good mouthful?
That's the queefunani....a real delicacy.....
If you try to eat them upside down you get a pewnani.
Ever try to eat two at once? It's possible but you have to stack them just right.
Eating two punani at once? I'm guessing you'd need a lot of napkins after that kind of face-stuffing pleasure.
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