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Tommy
 
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Reply Fri 27 Dec, 2002 03:29 am
From the late Ted Hughes:

She looked like a Christmas Present from Easter Island
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 27 Dec, 2002 09:17 am
timberland: I am in awe! Whoever wrote that has a brilliant career ahead of them as a drill sergeant in the Marines.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Fri 27 Dec, 2002 10:59 am
Equus, there is a verbal facility there which would rank high among the qualifications required of the position, however, from certain word choices and phrasings found in the piece, I deduce more an Anglic than American author, perhaps, judging from the very last line, one with strong ties to the Administrative Branch of The Business World. None the less, the work is a masterpiece in the genre.



timber
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Tommy
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 05:08 am
"Thou Whoreson Zed, Thou Unnecessary Letter"

Shakespeare
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jan, 2003 05:51 pm
Denise Robbins: I've just written my 87th book.
Barbara C: I've written 145.
DR: Oh I see, one a year.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jan, 2003 12:30 am
Insults
There's some great stuff here!

I'm reminded of Winston Churchill and Lady Astor who hated each other but were forced by social standing to often be in the same space at the same time.

Lady Astor on seeing Churchill with his ever present cigar and drink in hand. Mr Churchill, you are drunk, drunk, drunk.
Lady Astor, you are ugly, ugly, ugly. But in the morning I will be sober.

Sitting across from each other at a dinner:
Mr. Churchill if I were your wife I would give you poison.
Lady Astor, if you were my wife, I would take the poison.
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jan, 2003 01:49 am
You're just jealous that she has a higher sperm count than you do ...
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Tommy
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jan, 2003 03:35 am
Mr Bennett (Pride and Prejudice) to his daghter Mary who is singing:

"You have delighted us long enough"
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jan, 2003 11:28 am
"Any character of yours, Mum," said the Cook superby, "is what I'd not besmirch my own possesion of which with the application of." T.H. White - Mistress Masham's Repose
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jan, 2003 06:45 pm
He's as big as a gorilla and as strong as a gorilla. If he was as smart as a gorilla he'd be fine.
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Equus
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jan, 2003 02:18 pm
He's as smart as a whip-- literally.

They broke the mold BEFORE they made him...

If brains were water, he couldn't moisten a postage stamp.

His grandfather died in a Nazi concentration camp- slipped and fell out of the guard tower.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctors slapped yo grandmama.

Yo mama's so fat, they have to paint a line around her so they can tell if she's walking or rolling.

Yo mama's so ugly, she fell asleep at the beach and a dog buried her.
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Piffka
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 09:55 am
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you.

He really is an idiot.

-- Groucho Marx


Embarrassed [With sympathy for those with lowered mental faculties and apologies to the caretakers of any idiots out there, at the time that Marx said this, besides meaning a stupid person, the term idiot meant a mentally deficient personal with an IQ of less than 25, that is, equal or inferior to a child of two years of age. An idiot was the lowest classification of mental deficiency, below imbecile with an IQ of 25-50/child aged 3-8, and moron with an IQ of 50-75/child aged 8-12.]
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LarryBS
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 04:44 am
And the 75-100 IQ level is now known as the "Bush Range."
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Piffka
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 09:28 am
Larry! LOL, you're BAAAAAAAAD!
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 01:16 pm
Larry, add - "on a good day" Smile
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LarryBS
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 08:32 pm
I know, billw - I almost reconsidered those numbers because they are too high, esp. on the son.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 08:35 pm
Cool :wink: Smile Twisted Evil Razz
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 08:56 am
A thread worthy of resurrection
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 11:02 am
@timberlandko,
Ah, yes, my fine feathered friend. Your find apparently has found rebirth, albeit sliced into snippets.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 11:07 am
@neologist,
That's true! This thread has some fine insults worth repeating Smile
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