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Monger
 
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Reply Wed 4 Dec, 2002 12:24 pm
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... Just tryin' to give something useful back to the community here WinkWinkWink
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quinn1
 
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Reply Wed 4 Dec, 2002 02:15 pm
great stuff !!

Very Happy
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Wed 4 Dec, 2002 05:07 pm
Thou bawdy beef-witted bladder
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 5 Dec, 2002 07:10 pm
"the brutal and cowardly conduct of a parcel of big ugly fat-necked wombat headed big bellied magpie legged narrow hipped splaw-footed sons of Irish Bailiffs or english landlords which is better known as Officers of Justice or Victorian Police"

Edward "Ned" Kelly, 'The Jerilderie Letter, 1879.
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Rae
 
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Reply Thu 5 Dec, 2002 10:59 pm
Temperamental guy, huh?
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Tommy
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 02:11 am
I remember watching "Parkinson", a BBC TV talk show some years ago. Michael Parkinson was interviewing John Wayne and he asked John to read aloud a speech from Hamlet.

JW (in his own inimitable style): "To be or not to be, that is the question; whether it is nobler in the mind................."

JW (To Parkinson) "Say Mike, who wrote this $hit anyway?"!!!
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hebba
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 05:39 am
Haa.Fantastic.
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 09:58 am
Don't be so open-minded, your brains will fall out.
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 10:26 am
She's so ugly she could make a mule back away from a oat bucket.
--Will Rogers
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 11:02 am
Quit telling us about the labor pains - just show us the baby.

After hearing a long winded, overly detailed, boring explanation.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 11:32 am
my grandfathers favorite "i wouldn't piss down his throat even if his heart was on fire"
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 04:38 pm
Your momma's so ugly, every time she walks into a bank the surveilance cameras shut off automatically.

She's so fat, when you ask her who she sat next to at the banquet, she has to answer, "Everybody."
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 04:40 pm
Ouch, my momma what about your momma, she is so ... .
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Peace and Love
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 05:09 pm
"His elevator doesn't go to the top floor."
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Rae
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 08:17 pm
You've opened the floodgates, P & L!

'One can shy of a six pack'

'Porch light's on, no one's home'

.....I'll leave room for more.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 08:36 pm
lights are flashing
gate is down
but there's no train coming
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Peace and Love
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 08:42 pm
dyslexia.... that's funny!!!

OK.... I can actually name the person who said this one.....

Mark Twain: "He's half a bubble off plumb."

Very Happy
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Rae
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 08:43 pm
<snicker, snicker>
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Algis Kemezys
 
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Reply Fri 6 Dec, 2002 08:47 pm
there are only 2 things I don't like about you...


everything you say and everything you do.
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Tommy
 
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Reply Sat 7 Dec, 2002 02:15 am
Some village has lost its idiot
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