Thu 7 Jun, 2012 12:21 pm
Post your favorite quotes from any TV shows you've ever seen.
" When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die; there is no middle ground." - Cersei Lannister.
"It's not so little!"
Tyrion Lannister, in a reply to Cercei Lannister in Game of Thrones
from The Killing Season 2
Det. Stephen Holder to Roberta Drays, the security chief at the Wapi Eagle Casino, as he leaves after creating a diversion
"What a revoltin' development this is!" -William Bendix in "The Life of Riley"
Archie Bunker was great.
"Faith is something you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe."
"Hey kids, what time is it?"- Buffalo Bob Smith on Howdy Doody
From Bob Newhart's second show, to Julia Duffy's spoiled-little-rich-girl character:
"If you HAVE a baby, you can't BE the baby."
And...from the Mary Tyler Moore show's Rhoda Morgenstern (Valerie Harper):
"I don't know why I bother to eat this chocolate. I should just apply it directly to my hips."
"Hellooo ball." Art Carney "addressing the golf ball" in the Honeymooners.
"Oh, you're going to Hong Kong! You must try one of those new restaurants that are on boats in the harbor!"
"No thanks, I never eat junk food." --British radio
“If you snatch enough purses, you learn a few things about Mace."
Earl Hickey in My Name is Earl
Jack McFarland: You know, no one took me on vacation when I broke up with... what's his face, uh... bleached hair, tattoo, goatee, who am I talking about?
Karen Walker: God, I don't know honey. You just described a needle in a gaystack.
Whaaaat . . .
dooooes . . .
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yeeeelloooow . . .
liiiight . . .
meeean . . . ?
The Reverend Jim, Taxi
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown."
That show never failed to make me lolz.
"Just one more thing."
Commander William Adama: "The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues."
"'I'm a life long Anglophile. England is still the only place I know where any young man can grow up to be the Queen."