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Walter and the concept of locks.

 
 
blacksmithn
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 12:51 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
meanwhile

Quote:
A German man who killed and ate an apparently willing victim has been sentenced to life in prison after he was found guilty of murder.


I bet it was because the victim wouldn't tell the German what the combination number was.


Makes one wonder what kind of snacks Walter has to guard so carefully under lock and key....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 12:52 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
How does one say Mr Bean in German?

Herr Bohne.

Apt, that.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 12:53 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
meanwhile

Quote:
A German man who killed and ate an apparently willing victim has been sentenced to life in prison after he was found guilty of murder.


I bet it was because the victim wouldn't tell the German what the combination number was.


"and if you dont say I will start with the big toe on se right foot.."
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 12:54 pm
Really, those locks look dread..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Dreadlocked_rasta.jpg/180px-Dreadlocked_rasta.jpg
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 02:15 pm
Yes, those locks look good, Francis, but are not synonym with Walter's
locks, or hair locks for that matter. Laughing
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 02:26 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Yes, those locks look good, Francis, but are not synonym with Walter's
locks, or hair locks for that matter. Laughing



No, Walter's locks are not dreadlocks? Shocked
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 02:32 pm
The luggage is open, the repair man said it just took a determined attitude and brute force. He also said "this was made in Belgium!" Walter just nodded "yes"
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 02:36 pm
You two handymen had to call a repairman to do the job?

I hope you two stay within a 50 mile radius to the house, so Diane can
bail you out, if necessary.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 02:39 pm
Walter and I are leaving tomorrow morning in the RV for a tour of the southwest. The lady Diane will be lunching with the lady Osso no doubt and not answering the phone.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 02:40 pm
Are there locks on the RV?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 03:02 pm
I wonder if this is such a good idea, dys.

http://www.borge.diesal.de/a2k/rv.jpg
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 03:02 pm
Is the pumperknickel OK?
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 03:15 pm
dyslexia wrote:
Walter and I are leaving tomorrow morning in the RV for a tour of the southwest. The lady Diane will be lunching with the lady Osso no doubt and not answering the phone.


As long as yu are traveling, you might want to visit Iraq. Times are tough for Iraqi farmers. But revitalization is underway. President Bush has a clear strategy for victory in Iraq structured on three tracks -- political, economic and security. On the economic track, we are helping Iraqi's develop pumpernickle farms that may be of interest to you.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 03:17 pm
Spanky, FYI, a Pumpernickel is indestructable, or are you talking
about Walter?

--

I think their first stop before going out of town will be the local lemon stand ossobuco has provided for them.

http://www.borge.diesal.de/a2k/barbie.jpg
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 03:25 pm
Laughing I know my post above didn't make any sense. This will help you understand.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 03:34 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Is the pumperknickel OK?


Only Mrs. Hinteler knows for sure.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 03:37 pm
Hahaha, jespah, that's a good one Laughing Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 04:07 pm
jespah wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Is the pumperknickel OK?


Only Mrs. Hinteler knows for sure.


....and possibly the US Customs Officer.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 04:12 pm
Which customs officer, as an employee of the Federal Government, shares President Bush's clear vision for freedom and democracy in Iraq, and knows he will lead us there soon.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2006 04:15 pm
And I'm equally sure that the Samsonite repairman, like every true American, joins in supporting the President's plan for victory in Iraq.
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