A German man who killed and ate an apparently willing victim has been sentenced to life in prison after he was found guilty of murder.
I bet it was because the victim wouldn't tell the German what the combination number was.
Makes one wonder what kind of snacks Walter has to guard so carefully under lock and key....
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DrewDad
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Tue 9 May, 2006 12:52 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
How does one say Mr Bean in German?
Herr Bohne.
Apt, that.
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Steve 41oo
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Tue 9 May, 2006 12:53 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
meanwhile
Quote:
A German man who killed and ate an apparently willing victim has been sentenced to life in prison after he was found guilty of murder.
I bet it was because the victim wouldn't tell the German what the combination number was.
"and if you dont say I will start with the big toe on se right foot.."
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Francis
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Tue 9 May, 2006 12:54 pm
Really, those locks look dread..
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CalamityJane
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Tue 9 May, 2006 02:15 pm
Yes, those locks look good, Francis, but are not synonym with Walter's
locks, or hair locks for that matter.
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Francis
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Tue 9 May, 2006 02:26 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Yes, those locks look good, Francis, but are not synonym with Walter's
locks, or hair locks for that matter.
No, Walter's locks are not dreadlocks?
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dyslexia
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Tue 9 May, 2006 02:32 pm
The luggage is open, the repair man said it just took a determined attitude and brute force. He also said "this was made in Belgium!" Walter just nodded "yes"
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CalamityJane
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Tue 9 May, 2006 02:36 pm
You two handymen had to call a repairman to do the job?
I hope you two stay within a 50 mile radius to the house, so Diane can
bail you out, if necessary.
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dyslexia
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Tue 9 May, 2006 02:39 pm
Walter and I are leaving tomorrow morning in the RV for a tour of the southwest. The lady Diane will be lunching with the lady Osso no doubt and not answering the phone.
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ehBeth
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Tue 9 May, 2006 02:40 pm
Are there locks on the RV?
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CalamityJane
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Tue 9 May, 2006 03:02 pm
I wonder if this is such a good idea, dys.
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Lord Ellpus
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Tue 9 May, 2006 03:02 pm
Is the pumperknickel OK?
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squinney
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Tue 9 May, 2006 03:15 pm
dyslexia wrote:
Walter and I are leaving tomorrow morning in the RV for a tour of the southwest. The lady Diane will be lunching with the lady Osso no doubt and not answering the phone.
As long as yu are traveling, you might want to visit Iraq. Times are tough for Iraqi farmers. But revitalization is underway. President Bush has a clear strategy for victory in Iraq structured on three tracks -- political, economic and security. On the economic track, we are helping Iraqi's develop pumpernickle farms that may be of interest to you.
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CalamityJane
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Tue 9 May, 2006 03:17 pm
Spanky, FYI, a Pumpernickel is indestructable, or are you talking
about Walter?
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I think their first stop before going out of town will be the local lemon stand ossobuco has provided for them.
Which customs officer, as an employee of the Federal Government, shares President Bush's clear vision for freedom and democracy in Iraq, and knows he will lead us there soon.
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blacksmithn
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Tue 9 May, 2006 04:15 pm
And I'm equally sure that the Samsonite repairman, like every true American, joins in supporting the President's plan for victory in Iraq.
