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hamburger
 
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Reply Sun 14 May, 2006 04:24 pm
nothing to say
the longshoremen in the port of hamburg are known to say very little - unless they swear .
so a new fellow who was not a local joined one of the workgangs .
"good morning !" , he said upon arrival - no replies .
"cheerio !" , he said at quitting time - no replies.
the senior longshoreman went to see the super .
"we don't want to work with that new fellow anymore " , he said .
"is he not pulling his weight ?" asked the super .
"he's a hard worker , allright " , was the reply .
"why don't you want to work with him , then ? ".
"can't stand him , he's talking all the time " , was the reply .

have i said too much already ?
hbg
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 14 May, 2006 04:27 pm
Young stud walks up to a girl at a singles bar. He looks her in the eye and says: "I'm a man of few words. Yes or no?"

She stares right back at him and says: "Your place or mine?"

"Well, if we're gonna stand around discussing it, forget the whole thing," he says and stalks off indignantly.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 14 May, 2006 04:37 pm
Francis wrote:
I'm From China! - Ok!

LOL!

Thats exactly what I say out loud when I see a thread like that, before I skip it.. Razz
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Sun 14 May, 2006 04:49 pm
I guess.....
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 15 May, 2006 02:59 pm
I had something very clever to add here but then I realized this is not the place for clever things. Never mind...
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