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The Lost Chapter

 
 
Reply Fri 9 May, 2003 10:12 am
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said, "I don't have anyone to talk to."

God said, "I will make you a companion, a woman."

Adam asked, "What is a woman?"

God said, "A woman is a pretty lady who will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

God continued, "She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history.
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2003 10:18 am
The Lost Chapter
Do you know the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back Honey -- don't know how big this thing gets.
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