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Fairness of Life

 
 
Chumly
 
Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 04:43 pm
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it? A death.
What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.

(1)
You should die first, you know, start out dead,
get it out of the way. You wake up in an old
age home, feeling better every day.

(2)
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect
your pension, then, when you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

(3)
You work 40 years until you're young enough
to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol,
you party, you're generally promiscuous
(hey, you've only got a few years left,
what's the big deal?!?)
and you get ready for High School.

(4)
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,
you play, you have no responsibilities, and, finally,
you become a baby;

(5)
The last step, you spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating,
spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,
and then........

You finish off as an orgasm
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 04:46 pm
Truly, truer words were never spoken.
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