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Mon 1 May, 2006 02:12 pm
Hello gang.
You may know me. My name is Slappy Doo Hoo. Now, I usually don't go posting on forums like this, but I'm really cocky and outgoing, and well...I just don't give a flying fudgicle.
Few weeks ago I posted a topic about my breakup of my ex girlfriend. She dumped me because I'm so fuggin' good in bed. It was causing her to miss work, be distracted during the day thinking about sex with me, and occassionally crippling her ability to do basic things, such as walk.
I have been thinking and reading articles for the past month, and my problem is I have too much experience with having sex. And doing it well. How well? For example, I had a girl actually fake it TWICE with me, all within one long 20 minute session. How's that, Dr. Ruth? Or this other time, I'm standing around a group of hot women(as usual), when a sexy woman walks right up, grabs me in the crotch and says, "whatcha' been feeding this thing, big dog? I said "blondes. Now go fetch me a sandwich," then went back coordinating my threesome with the other women I was talking with like nothing happened."
It's hard for me to say this in a mature manner. I need some help in toning it down a bit. Some woman that will have sex with me on a decreasing basis, so I don't go from being a well trained stud to nothing cold turkey. I need a woman to help me practice being more "normal" in bed, so well...my future victims can walk after sex. After all, pissing themselves in bed because they have no use of their legs isn't helping anything much.
I mean no disrespect....but now shut your trapper woman, and let's bang. Oh yes, and bring beer.
It's hard for me to say this
Seen "Total Recall" a time or two, have you?
I don't understand what the problem is...
That is why you fail, young Jedi. :wink:
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:shewolfnm wrote:your a slut.
No you are.
Beer, woman.
I know you are but what am i
This is starting to sound like a politics thread.
im rubber your glue
what ever you say
bounces off of me and
sticks on you
Okay, granted that's a lot more rational than most of the responses found on a politics thread, but when're we gonna get back to talking dirty?
Is it just me..? Or did that other thread disappear?
I think the PPA was too much............SHAME!
i think the more 'particle' experance thread was pulled
the dude was openly looking for a sex partner on a2k
im surprised it lasted as long as it did, being so small and all..
I don't think I'd have advertised that particular shortcoming, had it been me.
Whew! Dodged that bullet....
ROTF...
I had wondered if it was the last post I made on there...it wasn't all the nice..lol
I think in some sort of fashion, I had solicted myself..lol
Wha'd I miss, wha'd I miss???? Quick, someone catch me up!!
I saw that "particle" thread title but I didn't look at it, it wasn't my fault, though, I had this unavoidable stupid "real life" garbage that prevented me from spending all my time here...so what, some dude was trying to hook up?? Tell me all about it!
oh yeah
he claimed to have a three inch penis and wanted to know if there were any ladys from A2K in london..? was it?
that would allow him to learn how to please a woman with mouth and hands only since he was so puny below..
If you're going to let reality intrude on your internet time you're going to miss a few things! Try not to let it happen too often.
It was a strange post, full of misspellings and bad grammar, the gist of which seemed to be this guy had a 3 1/2 inch schlong and so needed advice as to how to "orally please" (his words) a woman. He did manage to spell AdultFinder.com correctly though. Maybe he had the wrong IP address. Basically, he was trying to hook up-- although I don't see how a 3 1/2 incher could be very desirable (not that I'm a connosseur of men's members, mind you). I suspect that's why the thread was pulled and not any of the increasingly raunchy advice tossed his way by A2K denizens.
Quote:although I don't see how a 3 1/2 incher could be very desirable
some days you feel like a stretch
some days you dont..
OO!!
anal sex!
he sounds PERFECT for that kinda dive
I'll take your word for it!
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