Actually, the woman doing the hitting reminds me of my Aunt Martha.
She ran a truck-stop for a while. A truck driver tried to leave with a kid she recognized as having arrived with another couple. He nabbed him by the video games and took him by the arm out the door. Aunt Martha got to him as he was climbing into his truck. Dragged him to the ground and beat the crap out of him. He still hadn't gotten up by the time the cops arrived.
Another time, a female truck driver complained about her food after she had eaten three fourths of the plate of country fried steak, gravy and mashed potatoes. Aunt Martha asked her why this was the third time in two weeks that she had waited until she was basically finished eating before complaining - hoping to get a free meal. The woman said something smartass, and next thing ya know, Aunt Martha has her wearing the rest of her food.
I love my Aunt Martha! I kinda feel like bitch slappin' someone myself today!
