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Thu 20 Apr, 2006 12:32 pm
Its the newest thing-- you have to get the Wireless Security System
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> How To Install a Wireless Security System
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> 1 - Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a
> really big pair.
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> 2 - Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
> magazine.
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> 3 - Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
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> 4- Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba,
> Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in 15 minutes. Don't
> disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed and are mad as all get
> out."
>
> Signed, Billy Bob
Cute. I get a kick outta phonecalls from folks who wanna sell me security solutions (or anything else, for that matter). I always tell 'em to "stop on out with a written proposal and leave it on the kitchen table - any time is fine, the door from the driveway into the kitchen is never locked. Just be sure to tell the noisy rottweiler you have an appointment, he'll clear you through the shepards, wolves, and huskies, and don't pay any attention to the retreivers or the mutts - no matter what they say, they're not security staff."
Odd - nobody's ever taken me up on that.
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