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So what DOES turn a polar bear white?

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Chai
 
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 10:29 am
I guess it's the same thing that makes guys have to pee….

If you pour corona bear on someones head and they're sitting out on a boat all day, it'll make them pretty damn blond….and a beer will make ya pee too.



I went and hung around a bunch of kindergardeners this lunch time, and no one knew the answer….so I guess 84% of them are dumberer than anywhere else. I even gave them 7 minutes before one of the teachers came up and asked me what I was doing there.

Zits pop when you squeeze them. Is that what makes pancakes turn brown?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 10:36 am
what in God's name are you talking about? Do you need a thorazine to come down?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 10:40 am
I think someone missed her prozac


shes gonna be fun today....
Laughing
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 10:45 am
only a select few understand me.




That's it, I don't think I'm going to come around A2K anymore.....don't bother looking for me....I won't be here.

BTW BVT - check out the bunch of people who have been posting this "World's hardest riddle....plllleeeezzzzzzzz hellllllppppp" and like that.

A thorazine wouldn't be bad though.

http://lifeisfunny.sites.uol.com.br/2003_07_01_archive_arquivos/buzzy.gif
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 10:49 am
btw... me and my cousins? Transparent fur... we're not white at all... the sun makes us appear that way.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 10:49 am
i got xanex
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 10:55 am
Re: So what DOES turn a polar bear white?
Chai Tea wrote:
I guess it's the same thing that makes guys have to pee….

If you pour corona bear on someones head and they're sitting out on a boat all day, it'll make them pretty damn blond….and a beer will make ya pee too.



I went and hung around a bunch of kindergardeners this lunch time, and no one knew the answer….so I guess 84% of them are dumberer than anywhere else. I even gave them 7 minutes before one of the teachers came up and asked me what I was doing there.

Zits pop when you squeeze them. Is that what makes pancakes turn brown?


the sun
fear
heat
castor oil
smelly socks
pressure
hamsters

Select your answer from the above.

PS This rant brought to you by the Riddles forum.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 10:56 am
uh huh xanex is nice too.

got any lithium?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 11:00 am
ppsshh...

you think im gonna share that?


you otta yo mind
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 11:03 am
I have two 714's I've kept wrapped and cold for the last 30 years and I'm waiting for the right time.....
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 11:27 am
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
I have two 714's I've kept wrapped and cold for the last 30 years and I'm waiting for the right time.....


No thanks, then I'd have to have sex with you.

squinney and the wolverine wouldn't like that, but it would be beyond my control.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 11:33 am
oh you would lose all control.... make no mistake about that....
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 11:35 am
you mean my bowels and bladder would loosen?

Now, how is that going to make me comb by hair?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 11:37 am
http://www.smileys.ws/smls/yahoo/00000019.gif
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 11:38 am
<pulls up a chair, sits, crosses her legs and scratches chin>
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 11:43 am
would you like some tea montana?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 11:45 am
girls lets all sit together and figure this out... it will be..... pleasant...
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 11:52 am
ooooooooooo......there's some pretty colors.......



ooooooooo......ahhhhhhhh.......
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2006 12:15 pm
Tea would be devine, Shewolf.

Is that Blueveined person a new girl, or is she a friend of yours, Chai?
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nimh
 
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