RETARDS FOR JEEBUS . . .

oh dear lord

save me jebus

I knew that guy's daddy, back in the sixties. He likened shooting Vietnamese to squirrel hunting. Last time I seen him, he was going to a rally outside a church to beat up some "peace queers." I had to get on with my life, so I never knew the result of that.

wa'll gosh golly gee wiz... i be tinkin I's a seein a whole new sida mr setanta har...

Shut yo mouth son... You be leavin' Chapel Hill outta this whole mess. Y'hear ?

I'm speachless

Is this possible?

Are you talking about my neighbor's cat Jeebus?

Possible yes, legal no.

Queers are not in season until the first of May, of course some do hunt them out of season..but as any good hunter knows, you must allow the game the proper time to repopulate....well, in this case they don't really do that but you know what I mean.

There is an open season on Ragheads, with no limit...but the towel manufactures would like to see a limit put in place, as over harvesting of this particular game effects their overall sales.


PS. I almost forgot.....Yee Haw!

Yessir, I do mos' definnitly know whut yuh mean...see, them ol' queers, they might not "repopplelate" in the usual way, but they's got themselves another way...they jes' repop'lates by brainwashin' our innicent young'uns, is whut.

http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/carlin.htm
I've begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate.
-- George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Here's another question I've been pondering -- what is all this **** about angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people belive in angels. Are you f**king stupid? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and obsorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. Thirty years of street drugs will get you some f**king angels, my friend!
-- George Carlin (attributed: source unknown)

how much of that thar gin have ya had ta drank?

whar you from enyways? Who your people?

gin, that pretty high falutin' .....what's wrong with plain rye?

Seeins how ya told a preecher man, ya gotta waist dem ragheds ... it's got to do wit keepin yur wurd ta Jeebus!

I knowed somebody would have the low down skinny on ma duty regarding who was to get blowed up . . . i appreciate all the responses so far, an' the evidence that they's a lot more than just a few retards at this here board . . .

Retard # 62 reporting for posting duty!

Well, i'd say, go post somethin' that will just frost the balls a them ragheads . . . kinda smoke 'em out like, make 'em put they heads up so's we can locate 'em . . .

Copy that gold leader

...just gotta take the rebel flag off the table..been usin' it as a table cloth...and borrow my neighbors shoes.

I's shad thwee ghlasses of that thar Pi-Not Nwar and schfeel very reeshtarded.

Whats this? An impersonation of a drunk hillbilly with a lisp.