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Thu 30 Mar, 2006 08:41 pm
I've noticed there are lots of threads asking for advice on how to get woman or men to have sex. I've also noticed, strangely enough, that most of the people supplying the advice are people. So I'm interested; what do dogs think are effective tactics in getting someone into bed?
What would your dog say to a person who wants advice?
Just sneak up behind her.
Make them jealous with a table leg.
If you are a little terrier boy, and you fancy a Great Dane, always remember to take a set of step ladders with you to the park.
Signed
Daniel (the Spaniel)
One time I just told this woman. "Look, I'm a man and your a woman. Why complicate things?" It worked!!!!
Very crisp, like a dog cookie!
What does a woman put behind her ears to attract a man?
Her ankles!
Stumble It!
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