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Fri 24 Mar, 2006 03:47 pm
A woman is crawling along the floor on all fours with cum dripping out both corners of her mouth... What does that tell you?
The floor's level.
Terrible i know but ever so funny.
Good thing i'm not a feminist eh?
You must be aged about 12 to think that was funny. A retarded 12 at that. Digressing slightly, why, these days, do pornographers and their clients (you are obviously an energetic one) insist on spelling "come" - in a sexual sense, both verb and noun - c-u-m? It looks so stupid and tacky. It is from the same head space where jokey mis spelled words are used as brand names for dumb products. It turns sexuality into a commodity like Cheez-Ums and Velveeta and Krispy Kreme Donuts. But that's what pornography does, I guess.
Contrex, I agree with you about the spelling of "come", but that joke is funny.
The floor's level. Teeheehee...
I actually might change the word from "cum" to something less offensive-sounding though...like "semen" or "splooge" or "bone spillage".
Man, that joke is funny. But hey, I'm just one of those people who love jokes about carpentry.
kickycan, you responded to yourself 3 times! That can make you go blind!
Krispy Kremes are really good, but they'll kill ya.
Kicky, when you were picturing the girl in that joke, you were picturing the little girl who drowned in the well in "The Ring" weren't you?
she wasn't very nice.
speaking of Ann Margaret, wasn't it Elvis who said "There's nothin' I like better than cuttin' loose in a girls hair"?
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