London under water by 2100; Antarctica crumbles into the sea

Contrarian evidence states that, as the polar sheets melt, they introduce more cold water on top of the Temperate gyre (gulf stream etc) these can shut down and thus initiate another ice age which would Lower the sea levels by an additional 250 feet thus giving us more land along the coast . The only problem is that it may be covered by as much as 2 miles of ice.
I just wanna see those whiney bastards in the HAmptons feel the ice.

Farmerman


I've been reading about the new ice age prediction. Are we overdue?

BBB

Im not at liberty to discuss this . I do not wish to be the party responsible for mass panic on A2K.

Yeah, that's a nice and relaxing statement...

<hyperventilating>

just slowly go to the exit . Do NOT panic. There is nothing to worry about.

Is it illegal to yell "Ice Age" in a crowded theater ?

LTX--

When the theatre is on low ground in a seaport....

The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!! (Chicken Little)

Damn it, Fedral, don't go stealin' my material . . .


Many of those who make a tidy living in the global warming prediction bidness were schooled in the late 60s and early 70s, when the "new ice age" theory of climatology was all the rage.

It appears that the evidence does point to global warming, and i say that although having long been a sceptic for a number of what i consider good reasons. Personally, i intend to find a nice piece of land on high ground in northern Ontario. Let's all sing along with ol' Neil Young, the tune is Helpless . . .

There is a town
In north Ontario
Dream comfort memory despair
And in my mind
I still need a place to go
All my changes were there.

Permafrost thaws, releasing incredible quantities of methane gas. And you thought co2 was a problem.

We should build a huge refrigeration unit at the south pole, thus boosting the demand for oil....